Can you imagine Les even knowing what 'tracksuit' bottoms are?

His wardrobe will be full of flannels, slacks and tweed in loden green!

I imagine he and James May would have entralling conversations :D

In fact I think he is James May's dad!

On a Railway Embankment, whilst I was doing the deed the Commuter Train from Paddington rattled by ..... if the man with the bowler hat is reading this, "I'm sorry you spat your Pimms all over the inside of the window!" ;)

sigh :) no Chris it was definitely mutual

Is that a euphemism for something ;)

16.. Then a few weeks later I jokingly suggested my virgin-breaker's mum looked rather nice in her demin mini skirt.
She set her mum up with me, ended up in bedroom but was too shy to take things further.
In a way I'm glad as it would have probably ruined all my discoveries made with other less experienced girls more my own age :)

lol what? the daughter set you up with her OWN mother?? That's just wrong :)

I'll be 29 :)

ANy that are actually still virgins, please do a search for massage parlours on google !

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What an imagination you and COB have! I go to the local farm wholesalers and get Reaper trousers. They are very comfortable and last for ever, quite a bargain! I always considered track suit bottoms were for sporting occasions, running and jumping and all that sort of thing! Do you do a lot of that Trout? Or is it just jumping?

If I was James May's Dad I would make him get his hair cut for a start! I would also be twitched in case I had to talk to Clarkson by some terrible accident! If I could not avoid that I would wear my furry boots which zip up the sides just to really annoy him. I would be carrying a caravan brochure in full view.

Les ;)

The mind boggles at the thought of having to watch PSL's bobbing arsehole!

Les :eek2:

EFA. It should be pointed out that current trends dictate you wear two pairs of track suit bottoms at the same time. It allows you to change your appearance when on the run and makes your bulge look bigger to teenage girls ;)

Would that not be a crushing disappointment on the approach to the ultimate however? should it reach such a stage of course!

Les ;)

No worse than what they do with Make-up and padded bras, goddamn con-artists!:(

Yeh what a freak. At the time she was having issues with her husband! Wierd for the daughter wanting to encourage it though.
She drove me home in her Mini Van a couple of times and the daughter said all I had to do is ask her mum to pull over and she would :eek:. She was 37 at the time. I'm now a year older than that. Doesn't time fly.... No regrets.

wow fantastic opportunity for a 3some missed I think :)

I was just about to agree and then thought of it from my point of view and realised how sick that would be, imagine you and your dad going at the same bird....

urgh fair point!

20 and it was **** lol! 6 years ago now.

Best lay for me was this friday just gone, just randomly chatting a new girl in a club, one thing leads to another as you know.
2 hours later she whispers to me, wanna come back to mine and **** me.

My reply "oh hell yesh"

****ing amazing!!!

They're def the best ones, random one nighter mad sex.

Yes you are right of course-good point!

Les :)

I reckon that like a Pilot has to keep his hours up to remain certified and allowed to fly if you dont get any for a while you should revert back to virgin status, I renewed my licence last night, its not a big deal, doesnt take long :D

Hope you made a decent landing off the initial approach!

Les ;)

I lost mine while still at school to the female equivalent of 'gripper stebson'.

A terrifying experience, she was ranked 'cock' girl in the school, i.e, hard as nails. She was also ( I found out later ) recieving a portion from a teacher, and was rumoured to like our colonial cousins, so the stakes were high.

It was the best 0.0063 seconds of my life, made all the better by the fact that earlier in the day she had beaten up my mate in maths and made him leave the room crying. It was a like 'taming the beast'. Next day was much ridicule be had...." you know that BIRD that beat you up?......shagged her" etc, etc...

Some things in life need getting out of the way, and virginity excorcism is one of them. It would be like waiting for a lotto jackpot to do it in watercolours :Whatever_.

now imagine the bird that you and ya dad are banging is ya mum!!

it gets better!:freak3:


just noticed i resurrected a dead thread for that

Holy Resurrection Batman!!!!

And what a reason to resurrect on Christmas morning - any special reason? Too much eggnog?

yeah, i really should read the dates before i post!

"Diesel dick" was the term i was told :)


Mart :D