I make the rules ;)

OK, now you get what has your name on it Smacktard:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/010-stfu.gif

now I get was has? :confused: :lol1:

"smacktard"? I dont understand your "cool" e-talk.

And again whats with the childish, immature and un-funny images?

You have seriously lost me :lol1:

For AudiLover.

I drove a V10 S8 during the week.

GIRUY.

Brilliant car. Absolutely love it, I would buy one straight away if I had 80+ grand lying about. What did you think of it? Super engine that car has, and excellent dynamics for its size. Interior beats anything coming out of mercedes and BMW aswell. Bentley levels of class. :notworthy :notworthy

LOL, you mean 80p for a Matchbox S8?

You are as stupid as you sound AudiNoober.

What a waste of bandwidth. :hjtwofing

People can sound stupid? I take it people can sound ugly aswell then.

Does Stephen Hawkings sound stupid to you?

lol @ "AudiNoober"

.....Original :lol:

AL's guaranteed to get a reaction from someone on every thread he contributes to. I think thats the point, why always take the bait?

As for the A5, looks a bit dull but no doubt a very nice car to sit inside of and travel in straight lines.

Thing is I openly admit to doing so yet the same old idiots carry on taking the bait :lol1:

I do make serious posts though :D

A5 weight distribution will be about 54/46. This is the same as 4wd BMW's as its extremely difficult to get perfect distribution in a Front engined 4wd vehicle.

LOL!

Bait? Don't make me laugh!

The fact that your personality is based around a prolific car that has become a symbol of the "new rich" is pathetic.

Shame that so many useful and worthwhile people get f****d up diseases, I think that you'll get the point?

What a riot this Auditurd!

And there you fall for it again. Some people just dont learn. It sure took davyboy a while to figure things out.

Wishing death on people though is over stepping the mark :nono:

Wow, good imagination there!

As far as stepping over the mark, mate you did that very early so why don't you go back to telling the world about "your" car brand?

Did I wish death on you?

Did I on you????

Wow, you are a seriously hard person to get through to!

Yes you did.

Did I wish death on you?

Calm down bruv, he didn't say what you think he said.

I'm on your side :D

Say bye bye. Such a short lived duplicate account :lol1: ;)

Bye bye??

I've been a member years longer than you and been around so many of your posts.

Some of your words are dead right, just thought I'd give you a bit of back up from time to time.

Big Bruv is watchin' ;)
:D

You couldnt even copy my name properly. How competent are you at spreading the word of audi's imminient world domination?

2007 Audi A5

1 - What is it?
Audi's first four seater coupe since the Audi errr coupe.
The all new A5 has a longer wheelbase than most traditional coupes in order to make the rear seat more spacious. It will also be later on available in S and RS versions.

2 - What's under the hood?

Sitting on audi's brand new MLP chassis, which promises to drastically increase dynamics. This next generation chassis allows for audi to use it across nearly their entire range, and can be set-up to understeer, have neutral handling, or oversteer. With this chassis audi can introduce new models more quickly, and cheaper.

Motivation will come via turbocharged 2.0-liter four cul. , 3.2-liter V-6, 3.6-liter V-6, 4.2-liter V-8 and a 5.2 V10 boasting about 480hp.
A redesigned transaxle (incorporating a more compact clutch and differential) allows the engine to sit farther back than it does in Audi models of the past, trimming the front overhang and allowing for better weight distribution.

3 - Any other extra?
Rear biased all-wheel drive, a 7 speed dual-clutch DSG transmission, and Delphi's MagneRide magnetic dampers will be on the options list.

4 - How much?
Base prices will start between that of the 3 series coupe and Mercedes CLK.

So it's true,

You'd rather live at your M+D's on your own with no mates for the rest of you life.

I do hope you're under 20 yrs so there's still time to grow up and get a life.

Can't help someone that does't want helping :(

Back to my other username it is then.

Guess I'll keep my RS to myself too :D

Holy Guacamoly!

Two of those things? Nearly as bad as getting jumped by Bigfoot, except he smells better!

Whatever, just try to be a bit less obnoxious sometimes, saves a lot of time.

Some people might "fall" for it, I just do it because I love destroying annyoing people.

Please explain what the A5 / B5 (Boring) is then! :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

you arent destroying anything though, Im certainly, and definetly mugging you off mate. Its even funnier that you dont realise it ;) :lol1:

..why spend all that money on something thats just a posh skoda?

Sure, you keep on typing, I'll get your boyfriend around to explain to me why it is you do these things!

You know he is annoyed at you for spending so much time on Scoobynet making people "fall" for it!

LMAO!

because it doesnt share a single part with a skoda :lol:

Nice....Now I have a boyfriend....

"LMAO" :rolleyes:

I'm sure I could find a switch somewhere....

Skodas = VW's for tight people
Seats = VW's for "special" people
Audi's = VW's for people who want to look 'special'

Hence, Audi's are just posh Skodas.

You sure take them well!

But then again you do not deserve these remarks poor you :cry: :cry: because ONLY YOU can make them!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Give this man a prize! Could not be any more true than this!

Luv it!