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Yex 22 November 2000 02:49 PM

Diablo,

Markus has kindly reposted the "offensive" item above, with a few new lines thrown in for added mirth http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Yex

Diablo 22 November 2000 03:13 PM

Well I for one think its funny http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

And I wouldn't have complained/edited or removed it unless someone from that race group had objected.

So, just so I'm clear on this, we can't associate or imply the following in any way shape or form:-

Scotsmen and tight fisted bastar.....
Welsh and sheep sha**ers ...
Irish and thick...
English and whingeing....

And so on....

ps - if anyone is offended by the above, tough...its meant to be a joke and if don't find it so, go get a life http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

D

Edited for spelling - doh


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DocJock 22 November 2000 08:45 PM

Diablo

I object to your first example.. it is sexist !! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

DJ

Dave T-S 22 November 2000 09:08 PM

AWD
1000 posts - just give me a couple of weeks or so at this rate!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

RonaldoH 23 November 2000 01:30 AM

I have met Yex, he is about as offensive as rainbow is to 6 year old kids. TOP BLOKE.
Eminem is offensive, but at the end of the day you have the choice to not listen to him and also can avoid being exposed to it. So those who complained lighten up and take a look in the mirror. Your telling me that at NO point have you told a joke and then thought $hit, that was a bit right flank (i am not attacking homosexuals here in case anyone blames me for inuendos) or a bit iffy (I am not insulting a great lemon smelling cleaning product named "jiff" before anyone says or am I emplying that anyone has a stiffy or erection or bona or...?) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
See what I mean, take it how you like. Meet the people on here, know what they are like and then pass judgement. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/mad.gif
Some people love a ruck, and for the record so do I. Flame suit is on the floor and I am exposed 100% to onslaught of fire (and no, I am not a devil worshipper or anti christian etc etc) Broken record, very scratched and needs changing. Next track is :"always look on the bright side of life"...press play. pleeeeeeease

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif
RonnieH

AWD 23 November 2000 08:21 AM


Let's get things into perspective:

John Prescott is offensive...

...everything amd eveyone else just pale into insignificance when compared to such as him...

Chris L 23 November 2000 08:27 AM

Agree with AWD - I think we need to keep things in perspective.

Chris

Yex 23 November 2000 09:22 AM

Heres's another one.....wait for it, wait for it.....NO OFFENSE MEAN'T http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Those German controllers at Frankfurt Airport tend to be a short-tempered lot. They not only expect pilots to know their parking location but how to get there without any assistance. So it was with
some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call
Speedbird 206) after landing.

Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt. Speedbird 206 clear to active."

Ground: "Good Morning. Taxi to your gate."

The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground. I'm looking up the gate location now."

Ground (impatiently): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly), "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."

Regards

Yex

Nimbus 23 November 2000 09:53 AM

Yex,

Excellent!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

EDIT: Missed the flippin' spell check button...



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