Funny how no-one has yet spotted this is nowt to do with Zip's Mrs wanting a new car:D

And that's some grippy rubber sticking that M3 to the ceiling (pic 4 post 43)

There is an F pace on our drive...it's not really that big at all.Quite nice really!

Tesla?

Maserati Quattroporte?

New Mrs, preferably of the easy-going scrubber variety, who'll be happy with a second-hand 1.2 Fiesta?




Well, someone had to say it :D

Just described my wife!!!:D(runs for cover as she standing behind me):freak3:

Nothing like coming on a forum and bragging about what cars they have and had sorry t**t

lol

When my wife changes her car we have the apparently unpopular idea that she should get what she wants rather than what I want her to have.
If you're a one car family then that's a different but if it's a car for her then let her pick it herself. This wouldn't suit control freak husbands of course.

The F Pace is growing on me, wonder if they'll bring out an SVR :norty:

Id probably say ZIp let her get that M3, Test drive the CP version and when you order it try get some rare colour, not sure how they get this colour but Marshall of Scunthorpe had one in, they called it Porsche green

I saw one of these not so long ago, looked absolutely awesome in the flesh, marmite colour shouty, they also had the CP wheels dipped Gloss Black


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Nothing like coming on a forum and being jealous! :Whatever_

I haven't seen any bragging, just someone who is fortunate to be able to buy cars out of reach of many, and coming to ask fellow petrol heads for advice.

Hmmm, asking advice for buying a car on car forum. Clearly a w@nker :lol::lol::lol:

kermit green , lovely :(

Suppose that's one name for it.... Did look nice though honest....

I can't believe either that noone has demanded pics of the woman in question yet. I knew standards were slipping around here, but this really is plumbing new depths.

Yep..... you are...........

Lol...sounds like you have a few bob,I'd get rid of the forester..how could you go from a luxurious beast to a forester (no offence to foresters) but your on a different level by the sound of things

+1
A bit rare.
Need more space? GS-F
Both come with a proper 5.0 V8 vs an M3 with a dinky little 3.0 V6 :D

You talking to me?
You c u nt

Zip you have been a bit ambiguous there...can you explain what you mean? :D

Well done you.
Hen pecked are we? :lol1:

Sometimes, I have to drive 'her' car.
Perhaps you're happy driving your wife's pink throbbing Ka, but that's not what I'm about, thanks.


As it is, we drove the Alfa last week and it knocks the M3 into a cocked hat.
Seemingly, the Alfa is what she wants.

More pressing matters have arisen though, as she now wants to change the Forester for something newer, so I'm off to look at the XV and also a Vitara.
Want a 4wd and either of these fit the bill.


Sorry to the Scouse c u nt if me buying another car comes across as **** like, but to be honest, I couldn't give a flying fcuk what she thinks. :lol:

Think you need to go to specsavers :thumb: I was all over that on the first page but had to make do with a description. :mad:

But maybe he declined because I live in the same town and went to the same school as Zip... so maybe he's worried I've already been there or might go there. :lol1:

:D I'm feeling a little mischievous tonight

You reckon I'd be married to any of those in-bred, blue waffle fannied mingers that went to our school?
Not a fckuing chance...:nono:
;)

Who does that sort of thing on a forum :D
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I would say Macan but i am biased :D and i would make it the Turbo too. New Macan coming next year though!

:lol1:

I was 3/4 years before you mate... back in the days before they let the riff-raff in :lol1: remember it used to be a posh girls school... that said though... there weren't many of my type in there either... I ended up with a horsey type from Derbyshire ;) Posh birds like a bit of rough. :lol1:

Agree.

Discussing cars on a car forum ffs! Outrageous!:mad:

Lord have mercy. Is the 458 yours as well?:)

488

No, its a club car that i belong to :)

There's some $hit parking going off there....fcuking Porsche owners.. :lol1:
Tried her with the Macan - no go.
Didn't realise a new one was coming either.
I ended up with a horsey type from Burton Joyce.
Thankfully the horses ended up as glue.

I know, the Macan needed to square up a bit :D