Reading the packet, their value burgers are low in fat, but surprisingly high in shergar :Suspiciou

Tesco are refusing to name their mane supplier :mad:

Is it any coincidence that hamburger is an anagram of Shergars bum? :wonder:

I've just said to our lass "they've found horse meat in Tesco burgers, me mam must have eaten them when she was pregnant with me, if ya get what I mean" and gave her a little wink, she just replied " yeah she must have, that'll explain the long face ya miserable ****" !!

Addressing these issues one by one will be a good tack-tick.

I heard it straight from the horses mouth that they will not be disclosing what is in their cheapo Rum.
They deny taking the piss.

It could be a grand national disgrace.

Tesco every little helps, Who they trying to foal!!

If horse tastes anything like zebra then it should be quite nice.

Tesco horse burgers, what ever next, my lidl pony

Beef Burgers
 

Be very careful who you buy them from

Otherwise you'll end up part beef, part horse, or maybe a bit of pig.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

Keep up urban ;)

Yes, I see that now

Don't quite understand why, I already know who it is, and its not difficult to make a connection with all the news flying around.

No it's not.

Ummm, it's a joke; mane/main...

Just checked the date of the burgers in my fridge "and there off"

About 12 hours too late on this one Urban. :lol1:

Hmm I wonder how many muslims have bought these and not realised they are eating pig burgers :D

Are they halal then?

i heard tesco are going to sponsor a meeting at newmarket, called the tesco steaks

LOL :D

Apparently there is no health risk whatsoever and horse meat is better for you than cow. Get em down I say :p

:D

Bet they feel sick though, having ate 'dirty' meat

...but they wouldn't have eaten them as it would not be halal meat. So actually there is no joke here and nothing to laugh at.

Bit of a lead story on the Breakfast news this one. So the likes of Tesco etc. have come out and said there is no risk and everything is perfectly safe. Now whilst that might be true when it comes to eating pig/beef/horse burgers per say, there clearly is a risk, since meat has entered the food chain which they can't account for. If they could account for it, it would never have been there in the first place.

Don't really care that certain groups of people might have been eating pig meat, since I find it quite offensive that I might have eaten meat sourced from an animal that was killed inhumanely to satisfy some whim that an animal has to be tortured to death to make it acceptable to eat – because their made up friends said so.

I am really not bothered, was on a school holiday in France once and they had the most wonderful looking steaks being cooked, we never really saw steak that big or juicy but nobody seemed to be partaking, we got told they were Horse steaks and had three each :D whilst a lot of our firends, especially the female ones looked on dissaprovingly, one (who was a horse lover) went off crying ffs, they were delicious.

I ate some of those burgers, made me a little hoarse. After that I got depressed, kept telling tales of Woe.

Whose definition of anagram? :confused: Hamburgers = Shergar bum. HTH

The joke's just keep getting better. :lol1:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...ps44f0c15e.jpg

When meat was scarce and heavily rationed, we used to get horse meat at times and it was perfectly good to eat.

Les

Stop nagging.;)