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If you have seen one then there will almost certainly be more. Get your local council up and they will set trap to either capture or kill the rat humanely. If using poison the rats will take it back to the nest therefore killing off the fasmily of them. Good luck.

Chip

You could trap it use it as a pet to annoy your new cat and dog pets then kill it and do a stir fry on new frying pan?You might need to buy a cage for the rat plus food and a trap could be a bit pricey let us know how it pans out

It is a rat not frigging japan

We used to have a ginger tom who terrorised literally the whole neighbour hood he once brought home a fully grown rabitt

How did you know said rabbit was fully grown ? Did it have a sell date on it ?

I know what you mean, but a large rat would hold its own against a cat of any size

I have seen a large cat approach a rat in london and it did not catch it and in fact slunk away after a stand off

london rats are huge (I have seen them up close)-- fed on a diet of fast food fat that is 3 feet thick in londons sewers

but we prob need Harry Hill to sort it once and for all

Are you sure that isn't a reference to some of its human occupants? :lol1:

Well I'm no expert but all I can report is buying a carton of Rat Poison from local country store and putting that down in the shed as they had nicked my cheese on the trap without triggering it :wonder:

Poison was like blue cat litter - they even nibbled through the plastic lid to get at it!

And, as said, the smell was nauseating after a couple of days. Didn't even like picking it up and I'm not that squeamish.

dl

Id say contaqct your local coucil if you cant imagine how it got there and its not a one off , its not such a common accurence nowadays surely !

I set some traps once, when we had them under our house, I would check them every morning before I went to work, and did catch a few

One morning I saw one trap had killed a massive rat (the size of a small cat) – I did not have the stomach to dispatch it to the bin then and there, so left it until after work

Anyway when I got home, I lifted the floorboards ready to retrieve the trap and dead rat, only to be confronted with revolting sight

The rat had been eaten – whole, and all that was left was the head in the jaws of the trap

Fvck knows how big the rat that ate it was

Get your wife to say, "Thaaat's not a raaat... This is a rat!" (whilst she points down below).

:lol:

Hannibal "Roland Rat" Lecter! :lol1:

Yup! If I hadn't arrived at this thread late, I certainly would have done. :rolleyes: :cuckoo:

shame - few posts earlier and ub 40th poster

Raw meat containing a few pink warfarin tablets will do the trick:)

Yeah, warfarin is the stuff. It thins the blood or summat, don't it? :wonder:

Ha! Good wuuun. :lol1:

Man up and kill it you big gayer

If and when you catch the rat, either dead or alive, under no circumstances handle it unless wearing disposable rubber gloves as you risk being infected with weil's disease. Have a read of the following.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...se-andy-holmes

Geoff.

...And potentially 13 others. ;)

Don't be nice with the f*cking vermin!!! Kill the **** with a bat!!! Or stamp on it!!

Wiels never did kill me swimming on the ouze but I could well be mad

Thanks.

I'm away for a few days so will lay some traps and if that doesn't solve the problem will contact the council when I get back. Must say I didn't realise the council did things like that.

Prize for wittiest post of the thread goes to.........hodgy:thumb:

Prize for least witty comment of the thread goes to........Zipper.:)

:luxhello:

Back of the net.

Went downstairs this morning to find one dead mouse:(

Divorce her........ Step 2) Order new Scooby