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Clarebabes 27 October 2010 01:55 PM

Yeah DCI, I wish you would just come out and say it! :mad:

SwissTony 27 October 2010 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9678710)
Since when did going to see Take That and getting butt fcuked by bigtwinky mean someone was ghey?!?


I think the answer to all of this is in the first line



I'm not a gheyer.... but
Anyone who starts a sentence like this, akin to " I have a mate who" (when we all know it is them) is blatantly dabbling in some vertical challenging gardening/

I think he does profess too much

bigsinky 27 October 2010 02:15 PM

^^^^^ uphill gardening. LOL

J4CKO 27 October 2010 05:18 PM

Its actually not at all gay, depending on motivation, for instance, go and see Motorhead and its all hairy blokes in leather/denim drinking Carling Black Label and grunting, wheras Take That had a mainly young female fanbase, who have now grown up so it will be a flange fest of biblical proportions.

Hetero men always get it wrong and think that sports, Big scary Dogs, rock music and Subarus are rampantly hetero but they just involve loads of men, if you want to meet biords, as mentioned go to concerts like Take That, get a small approachable Dog and a TT or a Mini and you will come into contact with more women, ok in certain circumstance they may think you are gay, but so what, go shopping with them and they will get bored of that and you can say that they are so stunning they may just have a chance to turning you hetero if they fancy trying.

Camoscooby 27 October 2010 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by J4CKO (Post 9679237)
Its actually not at all gay, depending on motivation, for instance, go and see Motorhead and its all hairy blokes in leather/denim drinking Carling Black Label and grunting, wheras Take That had a mainly young female fanbase, who have now grown up so it will be a flange fest of biblical proportions.

Hetero men always get it wrong and think that sports, Big scary Dogs, rock music and Subarus are rampantly hetero but they just involve loads of men, if you want to meet biords, as mentioned go to concerts like Take That, get a small approachable Dog and a TT or a Mini and you will come into contact with more women, ok in certain circumstance they may think you are gay, but so what, go shopping with them and they will get bored of that and you can say that they are so stunning they may just have a chance to turning you hetero if they fancy trying.

I believe the DCI is going for the 'music' and a chance to see Robbie:lol1::lol1:

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:07 PM

*Note to self - Never ever, bloody EVER mention Take That on Scoobynet again.

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:07 PM

Anyone going to see Peter Andre? :)

Camoscooby 27 October 2010 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9679311)
Anyone going to see Peter Andre? :)

Seen him 3 times this year already.............he's such a great guy..:D

Hysteria1983 27 October 2010 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9679311)
Anyone going to see Peter Andre? :)

He was in Wolves on the weekend, Christ knows why he came here, and no... I didn't go and see him.

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:16 PM

I'm actually in team Jordan, the big breasted slut :D

Camoscooby 27 October 2010 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9679330)
I'm actually in team Jordan, the big breasted slut :D

Not much of a 'film star' though;)

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:18 PM

She has big tits that make up for her lack of acting ability ;)

Camoscooby 27 October 2010 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9679340)
She has big tits that make up for her lack of acting ability ;)

Really, even with those lips?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9dwCwwfoso.../fish+lips.jpg

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:26 PM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...L-5U1pilll_OE=

Yep :D

dpb 27 October 2010 06:28 PM

as long as she doesnt use em to talk !

Hysteria1983 27 October 2010 06:31 PM

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/j/Jordan110.jpg

She looks like she's got a moustache.

DCI Gene Hunt 27 October 2010 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by Hysteria1983 (Post 9679368)
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/j/Jordan110.jpg

She looks like she's got a moustache.

http://www.kenbarberphoto.com/images...ilk%20hand.jpg
:D

kingofturds 27 October 2010 06:57 PM

Dci can be head fluffer at jackos sex mansion:norty:

Hysteria1983 27 October 2010 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 9679420)

Nah, it's not even like that! I love brunettes, Angelina, Kelly Brook and Megan Fox mmmmm!

Katie Price however, she just doesn't float my boat. I like real women.

lozgti1 27 October 2010 08:57 PM

When I was *cough* a Rocker into moterhead AC/DC et al...I still liked the Mods stuff.Obviously top secret to confess to liking a bit of Two Tone,Specials etc

Same with Take That....I'm never going to confess to anyone I like some of their stuff:thumb:

Jacko...quite right...those 15 year old screamers are now 35 and very dangerous.To be honest I fear more for the DCI's tackle than if he was going to see *insert popular band with gay following*:eek:

oldsplice 27 October 2010 09:00 PM

DCI......... :norty:


Didn't you dig out your purple crushed velvet loons a couple of years ago to go and see Whitesnake? ;)

lozgti1 27 October 2010 09:05 PM

Bloomin Nora!

Chopin next!

oldsplice 27 October 2010 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 9679780)
Bloomin Nora!

Chopin next!


Oi!! There's nothing wrong with Chopin! :p

lozgti1 27 October 2010 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by oldsplice (Post 9679790)
Oi!! There's nothing wrong with Chopin! :p

Funnily enough I have a rather large classical collection:thumb:

We'd need a double garage for all the books and music:)

Or did you mean shoppin:D

Thats enough smilies for one post...

DYK 27 October 2010 09:27 PM

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oldsplice 27 October 2010 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 9679831)
Funnily enough I have a rather large classical collection:thumb:

We'd need a double garage for all the books and music:)

Or did you mean shoppin:D

Thats enough smilies for one post...




Sorry, I drifted off when I got as far as 'I have a rather large.............' ;)


And I have a collection of classical as well! When are we going to open our 'Black Books' shop? :D

lozgti1 27 October 2010 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by oldsplice (Post 9679848)
Sorry, I drifted off when I got as far as 'I have a rather large.............' ;)


And I have a collection of classical as well! When are we going to open our 'Black Books' shop? :D

Well,funnily enough I do have a rather large......glass of wine, a la Bernard...so I'm good to go!

Are we going off DCI's gay thread..he needs some Barbara Streisand tickets:D

I love Fran!

oldsplice 27 October 2010 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 9679932)
Well,funnily enough I do have a rather large......glass of wine, a la Bernard...so I'm good to go!

Are we going off DCI's gay thread..he needs some Barbara Streisand tickets:D

I love Fran!



Well, I WAS going to have a large glass of red, but couldn't be arsed to open a bottle, so had a G&T instead! :lol1:


Yeah, lets torment DCI! :D

And Mr OS loves Fran as well! :Suspiciou

DCI Gene Hunt 28 October 2010 08:09 AM

"could it be magic...."

:Suspiciou

One more sleep till the tickets go on sale :D

Account deleted by request 28 October 2010 08:55 AM

You are only really gay if you push back...

Chop :thumb:


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