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Come on everybody, lets sing it again
That's why we're Champions, That's why we're Champions, That's why we're champions. :luxhello::luxhello::luxhello::luxhello::luxhello: :luxhello::luxhello: |
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Originally Posted by yellowvanman
(Post 8701429)
Come on everybody, lets sing it again
That's why we're Champions, That's why we're Champions, That's why we're champions. :luxhello::luxhello::luxhello::luxhello::luxhello: :luxhello::luxhello: Now which set of Bitter Blues will be gloating tonight?:wonder: |
EVERTON 1 CHELSEA O
you never know :D |
Now that would be a result lol.
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I'd like to see an Everton win today
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Originally Posted by Phil
(Post 8734495)
I'd like to see an Everton win today
GeorgeM |
2 - 1 :luxhello: :D
At last something to put in the Trophy cabinet |
Originally Posted by Supercue
(Post 8734431)
Oh no your not:D
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LIVERPOOL END OF SEASON PARTY....
LIVERPOOL END OF SEASON PARTY....
starter....sour grapes!!! main course....plaice probably second!! pudding...select from ngog,dossena,lucas,arbeloa,pennant.followed by hard cheese and biscuits!!! drinks...no doubles,trebles or carling premier...bitter spanish wines served by fat spanish waiter!!! dress code...eighties to celebrate our league title!!! all drinks served in plastic glasses due to no cups agenda this season |
For Neil ;)
Found some Gems for you YUM:luvlove:;)
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out. Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway? A: Depends how thin you slice them. Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan? A: A dope carrier. Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?" Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain? A: Gifted. And last but by no means least.......:thumb: http://www.jokefile.co.uk/sport/redsknowbest.jpg |
Forgot to add well played Everton great start, I'm sure Middlesborough will be releived to have the fastest goal conceded removed lol;)
Congrats Chelski:top: |
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?' 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time… What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan. A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said; 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied; 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/ bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is 200,000 a year'. The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!' The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!' |
A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest. "No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting sh!te, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan, "That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fcuker with the door!" :king: |
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