I asked my missus


Does he make you wetter than an otters pocket?"

I got a wierd look followed by "No he looks wierd"

I think she knows i will destroy her if she said otherwise haha but nope she said he doesnt appeal to her

"His garage has also included two Porsche Cayennes, a BMW M6, Porsche 911, and a Bentley Continental GTC."

Plenty of money, "rent boy" looks, and dodgy taste in cars!

Why anyone buys one Cayenne, let alone two is beyond me...

DN

My wife hates him if that makes you feel better! :D

bollox and to all the woman who say that,bollox,they may say it in front of you, but when p1ssed up or with theirmates, they`d let him bend em over and stuff em, hey,id let him stuff me if he lavished me :luxhello: :lol1: oo that six pack,or 8 pack is it,better than my stella fridge :)

At 10:25 I was stuck in traffic jam caused by this :mad:

I saw the steps and handrail that he'd demolished, I drove through the nearly 200yds worth of debris that his car shed on it's way to stopping and I laughed out loud when I saw the remains of the car :lol1:

Unfortunately I was a further 10 miles down the road before I found out whose it was :( At the speed I was travelling I could have reached out and collected a few bits for later ebaying :D


For those who are trying to figure out how he managed it, he crashed in the second of two tunnels under the runway, separated by a short section of what was this morning very slippery open road. Given that the car took pretty much the entire length of the tunnel to grind it's way to a stop after the impact, I think we can assume that he wasn't obeying the 50mph limit :nono:
Both tunnels are absolutely dripping with CCTV cameras, so if he and Van Der Sar were racing, I hope they get charged in the same way that the kids with their chavved up Saxos :mad:

Any idea what plate he spent £150k on??

D1VER :D

Fellow United fans will soon be familiar with this altered ditty:

He drives on the leeeeft
He drives on the riiiight
That boy Ronaldo
His driving is sh!te

Due for it's first airing on Sunday I believe.

C11 EAT or C11 NTY perhaps?

Maybe he will complain that the wall was less than 10 yards away ;)