Originally Posted by kingofturds
(Post 8274279)
People who b astardize the English language:D
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Old people, they should be put down at birth!!
Only kidding as that is Oldest :D |
Originally Posted by Tam the bam
(Post 8274289)
Old people, they should be put down at birth!!
Only kidding as that is Oldest :D Unless Jockanese is different from Engerlish ;):D |
Originally Posted by jasey
(Post 8274304)
Oldist.
Unless Jockanese is different from Engerlish ;):D |
Originally Posted by Tam the bam
(Post 8274331)
Whatever, you knew what I meant though! :lol1: :D
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Just remembered something that really gets on my tits.
You mistakenly leave automatic Updates on Windows and it does it's stuff. It comes up and says do you want to install it now ? You say do it now. Then it comes up and says - Oooh - Because windows is a pile of pooh I need to restart - do you want to re-start now or later ? You say later. 5 minutes later - and every 5 minutes there after you get the same bloody message asking you if you want to re-start now or later - with no option for fook off you american twats - I'm busy !!!! |
or, windows downloaded an update, restarted and fooked your life over whilst you turned your back for two seconds! :mad:
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And Words paperclip saying 'it looks like you are writing a letter!' Meh
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Yeah him!!!! YouTube - Hey! It looks like You're writing a letter! :D
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You Windoze people could be here all night :lol1: Poor deluded fools :rolleyes:
OT, but I did PMSL. A mate told me about when some Pik.... er.... Gyp.... er..... traveller types broke into his work and used a fully spec'd up Apple Mac worth IRO £8k to smash a plate glass window so they could steal the £300 Dell PC in there :brickwall |
Originally Posted by BOB.T
(Post 8274356)
or, windows downloaded an update, restarted and fooked your life over whilst you turned your back for two seconds! :mad:
Took me 20 minutes to open everything that I had open before it re-booted :mad: |
Originally Posted by Tam the bam
(Post 8274365)
And Words paperclip saying 'it looks like you are writing a letter!' Meh
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
(Post 8274370)
OT, but I did PMSL. A mate told me about when some Pik.... er.... Gyp.... er..... traveller types broke into his work and used a fully spec'd up Apple Mac worth IRO £8k to smash a plate glass window so they could steal the £300 Dell PC in there :brickwall |
Originally Posted by fast bloke
(Post 8274470)
Only right - Who wants a Mac anyway
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
(Post 8274473)
Me ! Use both, prefer Mac. Educated decision based on many years experience.
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
(Post 8274482)
:confused: - Do you draw pictures for a living?
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
(Post 8274513)
23 years in print and graphics
draws pictures then :D |
Originally Posted by fast bloke
(Post 8274517)
draws pictures then :D
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How about people that annoy you
YouTube - South Park Wheel Of Fortune NSFW, If you a politically correct bore dont bother, nothing to see here move along. |
Woking town centre on a Friday/Saturday night. I try to avoid it tbh but went to a mates birthday last night. Got started on twice walking back to the car at the end of the night - frikkin' idiots - bring it on :freak3: :Whatever_
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Amy Winehouse. End of.
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T4
Jeremy Kyle Fog lights Cyclists Politicians Eco-mentalists Locked doors Phones Wimmin Chavs Americans My cat People Lorraine Kelly Kelly Osbourne Alan Carr (and his hairy mate) Russell Brand ....I could go on, and on, and on..... |
Originally Posted by corradoboy
(Post 8274682)
T4
Jeremy Kyle Fog lights Cyclists Politicians Eco-mentalists Locked doors Phones Wimmin Chavs Americans My cat People Lorraine Kelly Kelly Osbourne Alan Carr (and his hairy mate) Russell Brand ....I could go on, and on, and on..... Don't stop there mate lol :lol1: |
the squeek under my dashboard:mad: one day i will find you. and i will kill you.
and those imigrants at supermarkets who want to clean your car. with a thimble full of water and a sponge they just found on the floor:rolleyes: muppets |
People who put empty wrappers back in Roses tins :mad:
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That Kellogs cereal ad with the nauseating curly haired kid. The one who can't say Home, he says Hume. aaarrggghhhhhhh
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People who are late and never say sorry, think it's a right!!!
Making a cup of tea and not having a biscuit to dunk, arrgh!!! |
Tenants who let you in to carry out work and say 'Excuse the mess' like it's not a normal occurance their house being in sh1t state :lol1: and then ask if you want a cuppa!!!
and People who are crossing the road in front of you, run halfway then WALK the other half in front of you :mad: |
freelander v6 engines :)
and white people who pretend to be black (like the majority of the chavs on the streets today ) |
Originally Posted by M444GY
(Post 8275807)
and white people who pretend to be black (like the majority of the chavs on the streets today )
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