I noticed that too, when my post went up. Couldn't be arsed to edit it. Oh and :p ;)

Old people, they should be put down at birth!!


Only kidding as that is Oldest :D

Oldist.

Unless Jockanese is different from Engerlish ;):D

Whatever, you knew what I meant though! :lol1: :D

Indeed - You need to add in folk that don't know lino from other flooring products to this list ;):D

Just remembered something that really gets on my tits.

You mistakenly leave automatic Updates on Windows and it does it's stuff.

It comes up and says do you want to install it now ?

You say do it now.

Then it comes up and says - Oooh - Because windows is a pile of pooh I need to restart - do you want to re-start now or later ?

You say later.

5 minutes later - and every 5 minutes there after you get the same bloody message asking you if you want to re-start now or later - with no option for fook off you american twats - I'm busy !!!!

or, windows downloaded an update, restarted and fooked your life over whilst you turned your back for two seconds! :mad:

And Words paperclip saying 'it looks like you are writing a letter!' Meh

Yeah him!!!! YouTube - Hey! It looks like You're writing a letter! :D

You Windoze people could be here all night :lol1: Poor deluded fools :rolleyes:


OT, but I did PMSL. A mate told me about when some Pik.... er.... Gyp.... er..... traveller types broke into his work and used a fully spec'd up Apple Mac worth IRO £8k to smash a plate glass window so they could steal the £300 Dell PC in there :brickwall

Interestingly - the last time updates was annoying me with it's 5 minute message I went to get a coffee and missed a message and the whore re-booted automatically because I hadn't picked the no thanks you whore option again.

Took me 20 minutes to open everything that I had open before it re-booted :mad:

When that happens, you feel the need to shout, no **** sherlock. At least I do. :mad:

Only right - Who wants a Mac anyway

Me ! Use both, prefer Mac. Educated decision based on many years experience.

:confused: - Do you draw pictures for a living?

Nope, handle thousands of pages of data for almost every glossy magazine on the shop shelves. 23 years in print and graphics and no complaints about Macs throughout. I find having to use a Windoze based PeeCee like pulling teeth :razz:

draws pictures then :D

Pretty ones. That girl in I'm a celeb looks very pretty in next Thursdays Nuts :luvlove:

How about people that annoy you

YouTube - South Park Wheel Of Fortune

NSFW, If you a politically correct bore dont bother, nothing to see here move along.

Woking town centre on a Friday/Saturday night. I try to avoid it tbh but went to a mates birthday last night. Got started on twice walking back to the car at the end of the night - frikkin' idiots - bring it on :freak3: :Whatever_

Amy Winehouse. End of.

T4

Jeremy Kyle

Fog lights

Cyclists

Politicians

Eco-mentalists

Locked doors

Phones

Wimmin

Chavs

Americans

My cat

People

Lorraine Kelly

Kelly Osbourne

Alan Carr (and his hairy mate)

Russell Brand

....I could go on, and on, and on.....

Don't stop there mate lol :lol1:

the squeek under my dashboard:mad: one day i will find you. and i will kill you.

and those imigrants at supermarkets who want to clean your car. with a thimble full of water and a sponge they just found on the floor:rolleyes: muppets

People who put empty wrappers back in Roses tins :mad:

That Kellogs cereal ad with the nauseating curly haired kid. The one who can't say Home, he says Hume. aaarrggghhhhhhh

People who are late and never say sorry, think it's a right!!!
Making a cup of tea and not having a biscuit to dunk, arrgh!!!

Tenants who let you in to carry out work and say 'Excuse the mess' like it's not a normal occurance their house being in sh1t state :lol1: and then ask if you want a cuppa!!!

and

People who are crossing the road in front of you, run halfway then WALK the other half in front of you :mad:

freelander v6 engines :)


and white people who pretend to be black (like the majority of the chavs on the streets today )

I'm wich choo on dat one bruv init :D