Eeeewww, they weren't worth buying a drink for, let alone paying £250 for a shag!!!!

Who keeps making up all these lies about me? :Suspiciou

Forgot it was on.

So what were the secret relevations then? Were the girls offering sex or something?

If not, what was the point in the programe? What did they tell us what we all don't know anyway.

Pay to get in
Pay a lot for a drink
Pay to have a lass dance around in front of you.
Get a semi
Go home
Have a wank.

:)

Read the thread. If you wank to that lot, you need a new set of eyes :lol1:

If that lot had touched me, I'd also be wearing marigolds :D

Watched it now.

Nothing out of the ordinary or new revealed really.

Whatever happened to the good old lap dancing club, where you mates can take you on your works leaving do, have you handcuffed to the stage pole while some bird tips a bucket of ice down your pants, causing you to nearly dislocate your shoulder and spend the rest of the night walking around looking like you've pissed yourself.

Ah the good ol' days...

Or, post Credit Crunch,

Have a wank.

There are plently of different types of lap dancing club from the posh stylish types that charge £20-£30 for a lap dance and do only just lap dances or the seedy crappy ones full of ruff old bints that offer all sorts that they should not.
If you want to see a real dive go to the Cube in Leughton Buzzard. I am not sure if they offer extras as the girls redefined the concept of UGLY but as an experience it cannot be missed. When I went there the seating was a few old sofas that looked like they had been found on a street corner no carpet on the stairs and a disgusting smell.