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Originally Posted by GC8
(Post 8180436)
Claire's alright, but she's no Hermione! ;)
Wasn't till you mentioned it I clocked on to that 1!!!!:cuckoo: |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8180228)
he wanted to lick me up and down'.
Surely this is illegal? |
Originally Posted by HankScorpio
(Post 8180598)
It's all gone quiet.....
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Or entertaining :norty:
the idea. Ok I'll get me coat..... |
Originally Posted by sti-04!!
(Post 8180558)
What was his dog called ?? :)
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Probably ordered deserts
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
(Post 8180685)
Rover. But why do you kick him and call him "bast*rd"?
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
(Post 8180415)
FFS don't tell his boss, he's just trying to chat you up and he happens to be very inept at it. Tell him you're not interested, and if he does it again think about complaining.
take the koso car cleaners at supermarkets, they struggle to ask properly if you want your car washed. and they're standing there with a dripping sponge and a sign 'can i wash your car?' across their chest:rolleyes: |
just post his number up here and we will text him back for you.
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Aye good idea ^ ;)
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But I don't want you lot to have my number :mad:
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Sounds to me like he was just after a 'stuffed crust' ;)
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Strange encounter....
This is a strange encounter of the 2nd kind. After the ?? perv "Strange encounter of the 1st kind".
If you start seeing strange lights or start performing strange hand movements whilst repeating the same musical tones, I'd start to worry. :D J. |
i'd have a word with him, dont send any more text etc
best they dont lose their job |
I hate it when blokes try it on like that.. I was in PC World the other week, and the guy who came over to 'help' me tld me I had mesmerising eyes... I shot him the look which only gingers can give and he walked away...:lol1:
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Was it your ":freak3:" look followed by a toothy grin?
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Actually, it's your friendly eyes.
The way they look at each other... :p |
Still nothing.... an all nighter...?
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FFS don't tell his boss, he's just trying to chat you up and he happens to be very inept at it. Tell him you're not interested, and if he does it again think about complaining. |
Claire's gone very quiet....:Suspiciou
Has he kidnapped her? :eek: Got her imprisoned in a huge pizza box....:D |
Maybe she's being skewered by Abbey's Kebab :)
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or maybe she changed her mind about the guy ?
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:lol1:
I went to my bed really early last night and I had lectures this morning, nothing sinister! :) I was wearing my jim jams and no make-up when I answered the door, so no cheap thrills for Mr Abbey. I've always been really polite to the guy (I always order from the same place) but in no way, shape or form flirted with him. I think he knows I live alone, although the guy I've been seeing recently has even answered the door on occasion. Imagine if he had have been at home with me! I'm not going to say anything to anyone, I've just ignored the text. He'll soon get the message ('scuse the pun) :D My food was a tad salty now you mention it..... :eek: |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8182041)
:lol1:
I went to my bed really early last night and I had lectures this morning, nothing sinister! :) I was wearing my jim jams and no make-up when I answered the door, so no cheap thrills for Mr Abbey. I've always been really polite to the guy (I always order from the same place) but in no way, shape or form flirted with him. I think he knows I live alone, although the guy I've been seeing recently has even answered the door on occasion. Imagine if he had have been at home with me! I'm not going to say anything to anyone, I've just ignored the text. He'll soon get the message ('scuse the pun) :D My food was a tad salty now you mention it..... :eek: |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8180228)
...with the delivery guy from my local take-away.
I received a text message from him saying 'Hi, my name is abbey, I've just delivered your food. Just want to tell you that you've got a gorgeous smile'. What's strange is that I had the number stored in my phone under '??' because I got some random text messages a few months ago from someone saying he wanted to lick me up and down'. I wasn't sure who it was - I put it down to being a wind up from one of my mates. It turns out it was him!! :eek: Surely this is illegal? Les :D |
I always got chatted up by my local take away delivery girl, my Mrs used to go nuts as she was always at the door for 5 minutes chatting, decent bit of MILF as well who owned huge airbags that where always on view.
Come to think of it the prawn crackers where always extra fishy......... |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8182041)
I'm not going to say anything to anyone, I've just ignored the text. He'll soon get the message ('scuse the pun) :D
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Now now Les!! There has never been, nor will there ever be any licking. Well, not with him anyway :thumb:
SW, you're off the hook. For now :p |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8183392)
Now now Les!! There has never been, nor will there ever be any licking. Well, not with him anyway :thumb:
SW, you're off the hook. For now :p Promises, promises! :p |
Originally Posted by eClaire
(Post 8180228)
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saying he wanted to lick me up and down'. Ns "I don't see nothing wrong, with jizzin' in your take away" :eek::D Sorry, Claire! ;) |
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