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If you never find nout may I suggest a visit to your local furniture store.

Public always losing cash down the sides of chairs due it it falling out of trouser pockets, the staff will get pissed as it is one of their perks so to speak but it will break yer duck in finding something

Found a Digital Camera once, although I was NOT happy :(

Was golfing on Portugal, parked the minibus up in the car park. I didn't want the responsibility of carry the keys round the course with me so decided to leave them hidden in drivers sun visor. Left all the doors open and off we all went to play Golf.

Came back to find the van locked :eek: Told everyone that I had left the keys inside and all the doors open. No one believed me so I had to sit with the van for 4 hours till the hire company sent someone out to fix it. Everyone else pissed off in Taxis to the pub. Couldn't even have a drink while I was waiting as I had to drive the foofing van.

Any way the guy turned up and opened the door. I rescued the keys from the visor and found a lovely Canon Digital camera in the footwell.
Needless to say I thought nothing of it and drove back to meet everyone.

It all became clear when we realised the camera did not belong to anyone. It belonged to some muppet who had went into the car park to put his camera back in HIS van. Got the wrong one. Thought 'aye aye best close all these doors.......' locked up my van and pissed off, leaving me his nice camera :D

Anyhoo took the camera back to the golf course and handed it in, though not before taking numerous hairy arse crack pics :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Would those of you who are good at finding things please put that skill to use?

I would like you to locate my digital audio optical cable which I purchased in January and left in my bedroom.

recently found a £2 coin on the floor, some little fecker had supaglued it to the floor:razz: i sure i'm on youtube somewhere:lol1: oldest trick in the book, the little sods:D

tend to give coinage a little kick now before trying to pick it up;)

My daughter found 100 euros in a campsite in Germany. Paid for a meal out :)

Where did you leave your daughter?

Oh sorry, I miss-read that. Thought you said Portugal... :o

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Good news, I have now found the optical audio cable I thought I'd lost. :thumb:

find descent mobiles most weekends !!
got myself a nice ipod nano a few weeks ago , also found a sony vaio laptop wich never got claimed so i managed to swindle , digi cameras all the time , a good friend of mine has a descent size box in his house full of the latest mobiles .

amazing what you find after a weekend in a taxi ...