Originally Posted by alcazar (Post 8026363)

Apparently, they encourage "lateral thinking".

Here's another.

A man is lying in a phone box, dead. Both his wrists are cut, and one pane of glass either side of the phone box is broken. The phone is dangling off the hook, and outside the phone box stands his sporting equipment. He did not commit suicide.
How did he die?

Alcazar

Originally Posted by Tam the bam (Post 8026396)

He'd been on the phone to virgin media trying to get a fault on his home line sorted, After 45 minutes of Mijibar calling him Mr Tam, and trying to understand what each other were saying he's getting more and more frustrated, finally as the pips go on his last 20p, he flips his lid, goes absolutely nuts and starts punching the glass door, which breaks tanning both his wrists in the process!?! :wonder: :D

Originally Posted by PeteBrant (Post 8026175)

A man is travelling towards a hotel. When he gets there, he will hand over £600. He will not stay there for any length of time. He has never been there before. He does not owe anybody money, nor is he buying anything.

Why is he heading there and why is he paying?

Originally Posted by J4CKO (Post 8026330)

Like with me, its the voices that tell me to do it.....

Originally Posted by 84of300 (Post 8026878)

:lol1: :lol1:

Not like you to be funny :Suspiciou