How did ugly old birds survive before "anti-septi-peptides" with re-generist octo-spasms.

Ads that annoy me are the ones that get Mrs jasey down the supermarket trying out the latest pish product wondering how she ever managed without it !

:lol::lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1:

some of ther replies on here have had me in stitches, keep it up fellas, was having a miserable day until now....pmsl

Peter; I think your a closet Victor Meldrew like myself, my missus calls me that now whenever im slagging something off on TV...usually the happy go lucky world of bullsh1t that is Hollyoaks aka' Bollyoxxxx...if theres anyhting that get my blood boiling its those cvnts on there, plus Eastenders....

The one that really has me cringing is that with the two old bags on waiting for the approval of the old codger tasting some sh1t they'v made, can't think of what it is, but they both need harpooning very soon.....something advertising cereals I think......

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


HOW MANY MORE TIMES!!!!!

the volume does not increase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



what they do is open up the bandwidth on the signal during the adverts, this removes the compression on the signal, so everything appears to be louder.

Mart

ive always wondered why it did that :wonder: who says scoobynet isnt informative :thumb:

'Appears' louder ? Is that like cream that can reduce the 'appearance' of wrinkles ?

All insurance based adverts:

Admiral, Direct Line, Churchill...... "Kev..?, Bev..., Kev... Bev....???" I wish they'd just feck off out of it :mad:

...also the way the volume increases when the adverts come on!?!

My Mrs hates that moonpig advert :D have to admit it is rather annoying :mad:

Not being pedantic, but the volume does increase it is just that the reason it increased is because the adverts are not compressed....

Steve

Moonpig dot com!

Hate that advert - will never ever ever ever buy a card from them!!!!

SOOOOOOOOO damn annoying!

YouTube - Cilit Bang Techno

After this advert i heavily invested in the company:D

It's no good getting all technical with me.

I'm not even sure what all the buttons on my remote control do:D

(apart from the volume one when the loud adverts come on)

Oh my god, dont get me started on this. I have loads that drive me to the point of wanting to take my own life - or more helpful, the lives of the idiots in the ads.

I hope that they get paid a huge amount of money, i am pretty sure that no-one could afford to pay me enough to act like a total tw@t on TV in front of millions.

Safestyle - as someone else said really annoying baldy, pikey troll - I hate that man with a passion!

Sugarpuffs - that unbelievably annoying rap with the "honey monster" and that other idiot - it makes me want to scream!

Confused.com - in particular there is one with the big guy and his wife sat down on a sofa. He has a shaved head with a tufty bit on the top (dumb a$$ haircut) and he keeps pulling really gormless faces - aaaaarrgghh

Cillit Bang - what is it with Barry Scott and Jeremy Kyle that makes them have to shout all of the time.

There are others, but I am getting angry thinking about them

Must calm down..................................

Jason

Anything with Andie MacDowell in it :mad:








....and the way the volume increases when the adverts come on! ;)

That poxy one for Orange mobiles, I am my brother I am my teacher I am every girl I've ever seen, I am my friends etc f*ckin etc.

What does it actually mean, absolutely nothing, that's what it means.

I thought it was an advert for blood donors when I first saw it. :mad:

Do you reckon Andie McDowell would be in soft focus if you met her in real life? :wonder:

She'll be advertising Polycell before long with the free "Andie MacDowell Trowel"

I dont think I've seen anyone mention those feckin Lenor adverts with the stupid fabric people. :mad:

The Moonpig one was mentioned. Hell yes, that is irritating beyond belief. I guess I'll never be sending an e-card through your stupid site then. See how you like that eh! :mad:

DFS, you will never, ever see me in your shops. You have an amazing ability to create adverts that annoy the hell out of me the very first time I see them. :mad: though I agree with the previous poster about the blonde in the current one in the grey top!

Heinz salad cream. Stick your ladybugs up your arse. :brickwall

Two things i want to know, first of all, who decided that some bloke with no hair on the top of his head, and a MASSIVE german permed mullet on the back is suitable for a tv advert (people like that should accept they are bald or commit suicide), plus he shouts all the time, and the advert clearly had a budget 0f 347.22 all in.

Secondly, any tit who buys form these aresholes is gonna get stung big time, if you read the small print, the example they use is 3,900 for the windows, paying back 7,800 over 5 years! WTF!

My mum rang them up one day, and if you want to buy from them you have to use their credit facilities, you cant go to them with your own money, what a bunch of cnuts, from top to bottom!

Oh yeah, and the "nock off nigel" adverts are patronising as well.

The government seem to think that anyone who "knocks off" films will be a social outcast, when, to the contrary, they are often the most popular blokes at work(in my experience). And as if singing knock off nigel will make people think, hang on, i dont want to be a knock off nigel, id best stop this madness now.

Surely an advert that says, if you knock off films from the internet, and we catch you, you could be fined x amount, and have your connection to the net terminated, and your hard drive confiscated, would have more impact!

The marketing companies and think tanks that come up with this sh1te need dissolving asap!

Whats with the time on posts, i posted the above at 11.40 not 12.59 wtf?

Also....


That one for BT broadband, where the woman is in bed, and matey is brushing his teeth. And she has a tea rin her eye.
"What's wrong" he asks
"I've lost it all" she wails
"What?" He replies
"Everything, from the computer, all the pictures of the kids, videoa, music, I've lost everything"
"oh its ok" he reasssures her "We have it backed up with BT, thank god for them" or words to that effect.


Let's just rewind a second to the point where she says.... "Everything, from the computer, all the pictures of the kids, videoa, music, I've lost everything".

Right, first off, you would have to be some sort of ****ing wanker to delete "every" picture from the computer. Mainly because when you delete something of the magnitude, Windows virtually makes you sign in blood, in triplicate before it will delete it. "Are you sure you want to delete this?" it will ask. You click yes. Then it will say "Are you absolutely sure you want to DELETE EVERY PRECIOUS MEMORY OF YOUR CHILDREN EVER?" At this point the woman in bed obviously just did what most computer illiterate fvckwits do at this point and assume the computer is asking them this question "for a laugh" and doesn't really mean it....

That aside, going back to the fact she was crying, presumably because she thinks she has lost every memeory of her children and never get it back. Couple of point here.

(i)Unless the machine is 20 years old, and she was the inventor of the Digital Camera, the "memories" must exist in some other format in order to get them onto the machine in the first place. Like scanned in or something.

(ii)Assuming she did scan them in, what did they do after? Hold a picture burning party where they ceremonially burnt every picture ever taken of the children, dancing naked round a fire whilst chanting to the great computer god in the sky.

I mean what did they think? "Right that those pictures onto the computer, I can't see any reason whatsoever why I would ever need those again. And surely once you have bought a computer it lasts forever. No I cannot think of any conceivable reason why I would want to keep the original photos now that I have put them on the computer."

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(ii)Assuming she did scan them in, what did they do after? Hold a picture burning party where they ceremonially burnt every picture ever taken of the children, dancing naked round a fire whilst chanting to the great computer god in the sky.

:lol: i agree mate, but that bird has something about her, i would anyway!:norty:

That she does :D

Damn, beat me to it. I've liked her for a long time, shes mine I tell you, mine! Her and Kate Garraway. :)

Sometimes over here in N'orn Iron we get adverts that have been overdubbed or had the character's names changed so that they have a more local feel to them, one doing the rounds at the minute is the Cheery-oh's one with all of the little O's, instead of the kids being called Olivia & whoever the names they get for us are Oilath & Oisin etc.

NO NEEEEEDDDD !!!!!

Also Brandpower adverts that actually advertise something else

windyboy

:lol1:

All of them.... but nowhere near as bad in the Uk as in the US.

The only country that can make a 2 hour film last 4.5 hours because of sodding commericials.... useless :rolleyes:

Slingbox-tastic :thumb:

Yes, have gone back to BT so I can shark the BT woman.

My sodding tv gets louder when the adverts come on :wonder:

Also, they aren't on the telly anymore...but the adverts with Michael Winner
"calm down dear....it's only a...........................shotgun!" :mad: