Go dressed as Captain Caveman..it will bring out the Animal lust in her..Id be carefull about wearing white,as you are gonna be out allday,and white gets dirty too easily.last thing you want is to be sipping on cocktails and you got some nasty dirt mark on white..forget the white thong :cry:..you would be better off just going commando instead..

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Wait. Nevermind what you are wearing. 10 pin bowling for a date? How old are you? 16? :p

just wear some nice jeans aslong as you have a nice arse :) and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties :(! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies :)

Steph xx

Don't listen to her mate, last date I had with her resulted in her knickers being stuck to the ceiling, they're still there now!! ;) :D

I'm finding it difficult to believe someone is actually willing to spend the whole day with him....

Lets have a pick of the girl to decide what she might be into - you know what they say....

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!

I thought that post was going to be signed 'Mum xx' :lol1:


Oh, and definately NO horrid nylon football shirts! Or a T-shirt saying 'So many women, so little time.......' :)

Instead get one saying (in tiny letters) 'While you are reading this I'm staring at your tits!' :thumb:

Go in fancy dress - she'll be expecting that, so you'll look stupid if you don't!

I'm sure you can get hold of a darlek outfit! ;)

what, with a cold:lol1:

lmao you cheeky Sh!t you wish you had a date with me! I turned you down so your sore :lol: :lol:

Steph xxx

:D *Scrapes knickers off the ceiling* :thumb: :lol1:

It must be your own because they are definatley not mine! :lol1:

Steph xx

Hmmm deffo smells like yours! They are well stuck too :lol1:

M&D's it is then? Classy. Good luck.

I read an article in FHM mag recently. It said all the obvious stuff like take a shower, deoderant, maybe a hint of aftershave etc.

Then it said, "be witty and entertaining." Is this something you can buy in a bottle :rolleyes:

Dress for the venue and occasion first, not necessarily for the girl, is the only piece of practical advice they had to give ;)

Good luck.

Richard.

This thread is brilliant. :lol1:

Of course we'll all be expecting a forty page review (with pics for the boys ;)) of how it went after :D

Feel free to include some pics of yourself (in that thong :norty:) for the girls :thumb:

no thanks :eek: :freak3:

well not immediately unless you are a bit premature :)

And the only thing you can really screw up!

You are making it difficult for yourself though - Bowling/cocktails. I guess it depends on the cocktail venue and how nice it is ;)

If your just rocking up to 'spoons then I'm sure you'll be okay ;)

I agree :D

Personally Id just wear something smart and comfortable. Pair of trousers and a nice jumper should cover most occassions :thumb:

Failing that - Birthday suit? ;)

Tank Top aswell?

You stalking me today? :cuckoo:

You wish:lol1:

:notworthy :lol1::lol1:

wear a t-shirt saying
.. 'of course IM.........................
.................in Love ..................
...............with You...................
...................darlING'.................

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