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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Got to make the most of my last 23 minutes as a sn plus member:D Really going to miss talking to myself in the subscriber forums.
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Originally Posted by Rage!
Has it expired or have you been caught rating threads again? :lol1:
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Give the captain a good scrub in case you get lucky.
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Give the captain a good scrub in case you get lucky.
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"I realise that we've just met, but just so we're not wasting each others time, would you be opposed to sucking me off in the bogs while the trailers are on?"
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Mines been confined to barracks for a while now, a recce was attempted last night but the enemy was extremely hostile.
Still a captain but always pulling rank...... |
Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
"I realise that we've just met, but just so we're not wasting each others time, would you be opposed to sucking me off in the bogs while the trailers are on?"
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Serious advice: don't expect anything, just have fun; sometimes these meetings work, sometimes they don't. However, nothing ruins your chances more than looking like a desperate bundle of nerves because you just really want that second date!!
Oh, and whatever you do don't make the classic mistake of asking: "Do you have a more attractive sister?" ;) :D |
Watch the film "40 year old virgin" before going out. Loads of handy tips on how to chat up women. :thumb:
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I used to work with a lad from rotherham, rum fcuker :D
he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds... "so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!" :lol1: it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e where should I put this [insert name of item here] ? stick it reet in't claypit!...:D |
Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I used to work with a lad from rotherham, rum fcuker :D
he was telling me of his previous weekends exploits one day, where he was engaged in an act with a local lass, using a position normally favoured by hounds... "so, she leans forward, pops it aaaaht, then grabs it and sticks it reet in't claypit!" :lol1: it went on to become an all time classic catch-phrase on site....i.e where should I put this [insert name of item here] ? stick it reet in't claypit!...:D Tea on monitor moment!! :thumb: Ns04 |
HAHAHAHA! thats ace.
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin :( Its quite pathetic really but good for a laugh! |
Originally Posted by Poor Guy
HAHAHAHA! thats ace.
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin :( Its quite pathetic really but good for a laugh! GO BROTHEL! Ask for Ping Pong:thumb: |
Originally Posted by Poor Guy
HAHAHAHA! thats ace.
Im over half way to being the 40 year old virgin :( Its quite pathetic really but good for a laugh! |
^^they can, you know :)
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
The same rule applies for her as well. :norty: |
LOL - Like he's *really* gonna post her MySpace account on here........hahahha
(Out of interest whats her messenger account name?) |
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hey, i am actually wearing those beasts!
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
hey, i am actually wearing those beasts!
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Prepare to remain a Virgin for the rest of your life or you may end up one of those Goth freaks who shag pale ugly women with 50 bits of metal in their face.
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^hmmm...death, or honour? :D
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
^hmmm...death, or honour? :D
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:lol1:
imagine a goth, pale, lisa riley, with a face like a gypsy's charm bracelet. actually, dont :( |
Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
:lol1:
imagine a goth, pale, lisa riley, with a face like a gypsy's charm bracelet. actually, dont :( :eek::D I think it should be SN's mission to get Poor Guy laid?! |
Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
*pulls down pants*
:eek::D I think it should be SN's mission to get Poor Guy laid?! 20+? if so, it's going to be a tough mission. IMHO, if you have not popped your cherry before the legal age of consent, then you are either a dork, sexually confused, or both. |
Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
So, how old is our bearer of the unsullied nob?
20+? if so, it's going to be a tough mission. IMHO, if you have not popped your cherry before the legal age of consent, then you are either a dork, sexually confused, or both. |
I forgot to say, goth. :D
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The goth thing is just odd. It's basically a social group for losers. They interbreed with each other which I feel is his best chance.
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