Does the CSA still exist?

And here she is................... :rolleyes:

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There was a featur on radio 2 a while back, about a bloke (i think from the USA) who was trying to sue his ex. After she lied to him about being on the pill, AND she told him she was infertile as well. As soon as she got pregnant she left him and started reaming him for maintainance payments.

I'm not sure what happened but he was trying to put a case together based on her blatant deception, fraud, etc.

lol you're a star mate.

He stuck it in - you play, you pay! ;)

What he said!

DCI - :thumb:

i dont :mad:

she has already said that she wont name him on the birth certificate but for the next 19 years she could and prolly wil change her mind.

i hate seeing people get stitched up.............unless its me doing the stitching:D

Well, the reality is that if she doesn't make any demands, it's unlikely that any agency will ever be involved, so the chap will not be pursued by an authority. However, if she changes her mind then assuming he is the biological father, he is lible irrespective of any such previous statements by the mum AFAIK.

Remember the advice given by Ricky Gervais imparted by one of his teachers at college:

Teacher: Remember lads, a fish supper is nice covered in Daddy's sauce, but unless you want kids, keep the safety catch on, or aim high!

Students: Eh??????????

Teacher: Wear a condom or give her a pearl necklace!

Students: Sir, what are you on about?

Teacher: Come on her tits, you divs!!

:D

The filthy b1tch doesn't deserve to have a womb. I suggest you tip off the boyfriend and hope that he gets her offed.

:lol: @NS04

My 2 pence worth - if she doesn't claim then I don't think they'll ever be a problem HOWEVER as you have said that she will claim once she's given birth then I think the poor bloke is gonna be screwed :(

Needle & thread?:confused:

What a bitch :mad:

Sky one, most week nights at about 10pm! :thumb: BTW Miami or NY??? :lol1:

ns04

After the birth maybe!! :eek: :eek: :lol1:

nope they will still hunt him down like a dog unless she says she got pregnant on a one night stand and doesnt know the name of the father as she was drunk

In which case she'll get a slot on a daytime chat show!

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! :D

ns04

nah u can have that plank jeremy kyle

ive just spoken to a solicitor and have been told that he is fooked. she is liable to 15% of his net income till the child is 19(further education):eek:

and if she claims benefits he has to pay shed loads, possibly 2/3rds of his income:eek2:

i am glad i am a woman:thumb:

Morning after pill in her morning coffee :thumb:

i was thinking more along the lines of bumping her with my car:)

And I am glad Boots have a 2 for 1 sale on Durex!!! ;) :D

PS Not exactly a proud day for Women.....nor Men to be honest! :D

One day men will wake up to the dangers of poking what they don't understand :).

why are women such bitches?:cool:

And then they'll continue poking anyway, or life as we know it will die :D

Cos they're the ones with the fannies and they know we're the ones that want them :mad: .

Cause men are Arseholes and that way it balances out! :lol1:

he can always move out of europe.

But we're the ones with the pump action single barrel baby batter shotguns and in this instance it was the woman who needed the services of one of these! :thumb:

Ns04

there is plenty of room in Eastern Europe :D

Edited for accuracy! :lol1: