Next up, Paul;

1 + 1 = ?

(Please don't help him, he has to learn)

:D

G-Star - while you're here - what's the area that used to be called South Humberside now called - you fookers keeping changing names of counties and sending cards to me Mum is getting tricky :mad:;)

So young, so inexperienced :D

:wonder: Oh, now, hang on I know this one, is it Premiership + FA Cup = 2 trophys? :D

North East Lincolnshire - a stones throw away from Old Trafford. :p

It's trophies, Paul.

I can see we need to work on your English, too. :lol1:

Thats better :p

Fook me - I'm not putting that on an envelope - it'll never fit - NE Lincs will have to do ;).

You'd need a strong arm to throw a stone to Old Trafford from there - but it would be worth the effort - might catch Ruud in the eye :p;):D

:Whatever_ You don't need a comma between English and too. :Whatever_

Jesus guys do us all a favour, get a room and get over it :)

Simon.

Sorry Si :)

2 points dropped - wonder if Moronio's getting worried ;).

Should still be OK ;)

Hopefully you can celebrate the PL before the Uniched game :).