Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Dav 27......you don't drive a silver classic with "lexus" lights do you???
You seem to be on the offensive. LOL

RR..........How about taking your little blue roller skate thingumyjig to TOTB and/or a shootout. I genuinely would like to see how fast it is.

Does Harvey still have his Sti wagon??? If I remember correctly, it was resonably fast wasn't it? *cough* and doesn't he live in Teesside......oooooops....Darlington innit? County Durham!!!! Sorry.

cheers
like to be a bit different ....and if i can educate people in another language all the better.

mandi......the clio V6 is a class car , no one should be slaggin it off.
personally i would of gone with a 350z but each to there own.

I dont do 1/4 miles is just not good for transmissions. The Mlr 30-130mph thing was a good idea its a better real world test. As for roller skate i prefer shopping trolley. So when you see me next time you can title your thread "Blown away by a shopping trolley".

RR

30-130 test............... what are the guidelines for this then

Any links?

What figures are the mlr boys getting



Martin

conception

http://www.lancerregister.com/showth...light=30130MPH

Results

http://www.lancerregister.com/showth...light=30130MPH

Have a look at these Martin. Seemed a massive success. It could even be done at Elvington. The Lancer Register even hire out a v-box so accurate timing is possible.

Also seen a few scoobs locally with swrt.com stickers about TTS members maybe

Sorry to hear about your bad experience with an Impreza Driver, personally i would have slowed down enough to make him overtake you. You know what you say about giving people enough rope to hang themselves well sooner or later this knobcheese will have an accident or blow his 3k Impreza engine up and not be able to afford to repair it.

no not guilty
 

ha ha ,no it wasnt me in the silver classic with lexus lights, infact i think lexus lights should be banned as there horrid ....im a sensible driver i,m a solicitor ,,,,

Had a green scooby pull infront of us on a roundabout today, total tit he was.

Lexus lights, 15/16inch Super Legs, and a sticker on the back that says "Sport", asn't even a frickin' turbo ....

Pity we were in the other halfs micra as I would have had some fun with him.

Oh he also had a tailpipe the size of my head and text under his numberplate that said "Scooby".

In teeside your birds Micra would prob beat the local scoobs.

lol

It's actually pretty fun to drive, slides everywhere if you chuck it into a corner/roundabout and reminds me of my first car where you could floor it/thrash it everywhere and still be below the speed limit :)

By no means quick, but lots of fun :)

LOL that micra really has a few things in common with the local scoob population LOL.

Still not biting :)

Thanks for the links RR

Martin

No probs Martin LOL. I thought there was no chance of a second fish. What you think of the times Tesh's car is a wrc modified Evo theres a big debate about wrc's figures etc but it seems to do well enough against the fq400. Intresting results and summit to consider doing in the future.

Hi,

It looks like I fall into most of your generalisations I owned a RS Turbo nice red series two one now I own a classic scooby, But I dont drive like a **** I just like nice cars.

Daz:)
P.S Nice car I will look out for it never seen one before.

For me the Rs turbo in a none molested form is becoming a bit of a classic. I still like them. As for driving like a **** theres no one specific brand that dont have dickhead drivers..........ok.ok...ok.. maybe Bmw.

Daz555 u live 2 mins from me, i have seen your car a few times. Not only am i scooby slayer i am a scooby watcher. As for slaying Marty will be my next victim i think. LOL.

RR and his super dooper shiat
 

I wouldnt mind seeing just how fast your car is since you reckon its one of the fastest cars in boro ,ha ha ha .what a laugh , whats this 30 to 130 mph test what happened to 0 to 60, were there scoob is at its best , nowt to do with favouratism toward the old seat then ? ,you know yersell scoobs are not designed for drag strip racing on the a174 ,The a174 king what colour is you car and is it the ibiza , but then again, if we put millions into our scoobs like u,ve done with your car to make it perform on a174 , we might have a chance eh ,not that top end speed does anything for me i,ll have to look out for yer maybe we have a bit of fun 0 to 112 ha ha ha (import ), as for rs turbos , my mates had a mondeo 2L zetec block fitted to his, fmi , and a fecking huge turbo unfortunatly its still a ford i tell him lol..., but all that power into two wheels is just not practical maybe 30mph to 160 mph then yer . 0 to 60 no no no, scoob 0 to 60 ye ye ye , So basically your car is just another torque steer front tyre kicker unlike our scoobs ha ha ha 4 wheel drive mate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,stickage

but i,m not biting ..........cuabout....matey

1. I have never said its the fastest car in M/boro.
2. The 30-130mph test was conducted by the Lancer register as they thought it was the best way to eliminate driver error and reduce trans stress.
Evo's are 4wd that was there thoughts and there tests. And i agree.
3. It seems as if everyone else can tell when i am pulling there legs and seem to just laugh at the bit of ribbing i give them.
4. As for it just being a "ford" comment, has ford go no motoring history i think they have done quite well in motorsport over the last 50 years. I am no badge snob, and neither should you be. I aint no scoobyhater, i have been to the last 2 NBO's because i like looking at the scoobs and the chatter amoungst the owners, also its for a good cause.

Back to number 1. I never said it the fastest in m/boro, but its faster than your car. So put your money where your mouth is drop me a P'm and we wont do 30-130 i will play your game 0-100mph should suit you, you wont be able to cry about hitting your limiter. 0-100mph 10.5secs for me. Lets see how you fare, we can vid it and post it up. Heres your chance to walk the walk not talk the talk. As for the A174 i dont choose the rd its just where the encounter happens i have no control of such factors.

Thats what i would have posted if i was biting, but i know your cars no threat and i know you know, i am the troll not you. Peace to the scooby owners of teeside.LOL.

ha ha ha
 

ha ha whos fishing here .....
beauty ...... my cars faster than yours ........no it isnt ,..... yeah it is ,,,ha ha ha , but you just dont know do yer .....

Ive got a dick and proud of it.

I hate taxi drivers , white van drivers,bus drivers,red car drivers,blue car drivers,green car driver and the rest who have pi55ed me off....dont blame the car its the driver
powerman:)

Anyway. Dave. I hope time will tell. Goodbye for now my Subaru driving brothers and sisters.

P.S Dont head for the 30 zone Dave in Eston next time.

Oh and enjoy your silver scoob and newly fitted rear lexus lights.

ha ha ha , still white here mate + wouldnt have lexus lights shot at me , n fancy going up parkway ,when you were supose to be following me ha ha .....later

Later dave.

I've had a play with RR's Ibiza and it is quite nippy. It didn't pull away that fast (but it was pulling away) considering I have approx 70bhp less and more weight. 0-100 in 11.5 secs for me.

New maf increased air flow by 30g/s. We should try again with the new maf on Phil. Theres prob only 1 second difference to 100mph anyway, but when the new maf went on it was like chalk and cheese.

My mate wasn't that impressed either in his OLD H reg cossie when he had a play

THAT SILVER SCOOB WITH MINT LEXUS LIGHTS IS MY BROTHERS ITS FAST AS F00000K. K REG ENGLISH - NONE OF YER IMPORT ****E. WOULD OWN ANYTHING ON HERE. AND ITS GOT A DUMP VALVE!!!

rr - i am not being funny mate but you are a ****ing cockhead bull****ting rentboy. for ****s sake who the **** drives a turbo grannies car? silly ****. get a job/loan/sell your spootty little arese more and buy a decent car or go back and hump the poormans VW forum leg.

Ok will do.

P.S There's only 1 E in arse.

H-reg cossie this does not ring a bell tell me more?.