borat52 .... you are a 21 year old kiddie - I ain't going to humiliate you as I admire your talent for grammar and spelling.

Now, mummies calling you ...... bedtime!!

:D pete :D

your right, im 21 years old - and ill tell you this for a fact, ive put more backbone in to my 21 years than ive seen any sign that your capable of. Dont want to underestimate you though. Prove me wrong.
"I ain't going to humiliate you as I admire your talent for grammar and spelling."
You want to go head to head with me on education? - ive got a bigger list of accademic achievements than you give me credit for wise man. This makes me no better than you, so please don't pretend like you are above me.
As soon as you donate to scoobynet ill photocopy you the certificates. You put something back to the community and ill give you something to read.

You are a kiddie, at 21 all you have is a big gob - I was the same at your age (except I would NEVER assume to TELL a 76 year old ANYTHING!)

Now, be a good boy and ask Mummy how you should behave - mind you, she is probably only in her 30's - try your grandad in his late 40's!!

Come back when you have lived a little

I do, though, admire your command of the English Language ...... you are a shining beacon to the morons on here who cannot string a sentence together!

Pete

Still pretending you own a Scoob, Lewis? And lecturing others on grammar and spelling?

The only shining beacon on this forum is the one you think shines out of your arse. And that's only to guide other blokes nobs in to it.

How's the engineering/scientist/nuclear warhead guidance system/education employment going? Thought you were against the idea of speeding, yet you come on here with your imagination on full throttle.

I know you think you're funny, but if you want to give us all a proper laugh, just top yourself.

OMG - there are black bars coming across my screen all of the time in this thread !!

Lots more drivel I take it then ?? :D :D

What sort of nuclear equipment do you work on exactly in morrisons car park lewis? oh is that piss i smell? time to empty your collosamy bag pops;)

I shouldn't but...

PMSL :D

when i get to lewis's age you have written permission to execute me before i start sh*tting my pants and posting mindless demented drivel on sn:D

What would matron say :p

Some nuclear scientist, he does not even know the proper name of the place where he says he works, or sweeps up more like.

Les :)

lets give him a chance maybe they are trialling nuclear powered trollies down in the morrissons car park. then again maybe he is just full of bollocks:cuckoo:

Please, oh wise one, advise me as to where I work then??

Pete

Are you sure Morrissons would have him. At 20 stone and being an old git, surely he is just a liability?

Can't be ageist and sizeist these days you know ;)

equal oppertunities and all that even old incontinent fools can get a job. the next time you see some old fool smelling of piss rounding up trollies flip him some change washing those 4 quid jeans 3 times a day is not cheap you know:)

B&Q seem to like old people, he would look rather fetching in an orange apron! :D

http://www.leenks.com/link14495.htm

awww you got to love the old fool he gets confused so easy these days:)

Excellent .... thats now a few years old but, that top I was wearing then cost MORE than one in Tescos costs today ... isn't that amazing?? :D

I completely forgot that was in the Public Domain

Pete

truly astounding old bean:)

Still will have looked **** though. Only stupid people spend a fortune on something that looks crap :)

Now it all makes sense to me. Your 76. Lived through a time when most people had nothing, so a staunch labour supporter. Thats fine, nothing i say is going to change your mind on that - but its different these days. Theres enough money out there for people to help themselves - no need for the poor to go hungry if they are willing to get off their backsides in most cases today.

Stand aside and let the new generation bring their ideas forward. You are obsolete.

mmm i smell bull****.

I've got a bunch of Graduate Engineers, most are older than you and more experienced, but they really struggle with things I understood when I was 16!!

Education was so destroyed under the Tories that Labour is having a battle improving it ......... you kiddies know NOTHING!

Far from being obsolete, you babies need us to guide you ...

Pete

Change your nappy????

Pete

no it's your breath

Without question, its your nappy .......... I am not within breath smelling distance :rolleyes: ( you REALLY do think this is real life don't you!! :eek: )

Pete

Theres a place in cambridge where you can take your head to and they will freeze it so that you can be brought back when us kiddies figure out how to stop you from dying. Take yourself over there and get it done. I'll wake you up when we can bring you back - i promise.

No one cares about your 'super intelect' we are all here to pass some time with friendly banter. I cant into my head why you are hell bent on trying to destroy any positive contribution to this board.

Oh, dear, you were doing so, so, well too!!

Its 'Intellect' ..... and there I was thinking you actually were the future I could depend upon - no, it seems you are as uneducated as the rest of the children :rolleyes:

Oh well ........

Pete

" Labour is having a battle improving it ..."
you are having a laugh !! and at the same time talk a load of c**p !
labour has so diluted exams these days that every thicko and his dog can achieve an a grade at every exam they take , or is it a* whatever that is ! they do not want anyone to be upset at being less inteligent than the norm , a bit like you mr lewis

Go back to your Playstation 'Ridge Racer'!

Pete