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yep nice and easy that one :D

OK, a silly one then:

A little boy stands at one end of a bridge, his grandmother stands at the other end. They walk towards each other. When they meet in the middle, the little boy says, "Now the three of us are here",

Why?

Alcazar:D

the boy is a siamese twin

He's as batty as PSLewis and has an imaginary friend ( like PSL ;) )

Fred is dead. He is lying in a puddle of water surrounded by broken glass.

How did he die ?

:D

Lack of oxygen to the brain (inevitable really ;))

Hmm yes, he also didn't have a pulse either :)

C'mon, this is the godfather of lateral thinking puzzles, you must know this one :D

bridge is the local tramp, lying in the gutter ;)

Fred is a fish.

:)

I had a fish called fred once...

Mine was called Gilbert :)

hang on - What was a fish doing wearing a parachute?

I am in a square room with 4 walls, a roof and a floor. There are no windows (and no spaces for windows :rolleyes: ) and no door (and no space for a door) The room is made from concrete. I have a chair and a saw - how do I escape?

I'd be more concerned about perfecting my anaerobic respiration :p

Is the chair part of the wall, legs one side, back the other and seat along its plane, then you cut a hole in the seat, whilst holding each and every breath :D

I know this :D:D:D:D

saw the chair in half...

2 halves make a whole..

Climb through the hole.

Shout til your hoarse

Ride away on the horse.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Andy

Bloke dead, swinging from the roof by a rope around his neck.
nothing in the room to climb up that high.
puddle of water on the ground.
How did he hang himself.

Easy... somome was already in the middle of the bridge.

Andy

He sees dead people ??

He built a fantastic pyramid type 10 foot construction out of 46,000 ice cubes, the frostbite made him suicidal

:thumb: PMSL

a) Granny was preggers

b) he was a little boy, perhaps of preschool age and got his 123 a tad mixed up?

:)

A woman has two sons born on the same day of the same year. How come they are not twins?

One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come

Terry is a year or more older than kerry

I had to google for that answer - you really expect people to know this? LOL :D

both eggs fertilised by different fathers??

I'v'e Managed to resist any googling so far...

I thought twins were supposed to be born with in a small amount of time within each other? :p