Does said Lady of the Roundabout have photographic evidence of who *exactly* was there? :norty:

Do the masses protest their innocence too much, one asks ones self?

The mark of the Burberry will out you all.

Not me, was not there your honour. Honest!

Best Karl was though, he has the look of a dougnutter about him. ;)

No it doesn't.

Mould smells of Mould.

The doughnut smells of wee-wee and Chav. (Chav smells like sweaty wee-wee).

Shes not the lady of *that* roundabout, shes too classy to set foot there. She has her own roundabout.

THERE ARE NO LADIES OF THE DOUGHNUT!

Well I suppose there are some women but THEY ARE NOT LADIES!



<goes off in a huff>

Well really, how confused can he be? No lady has ever set foot on the doughnut!

Certainly did have a good day brother Wholemeal! :)

We could do it this sunday all over again! :norty: :norty:


Not that I was there or know anything about it, doughnut what doughnut? With jam in it? Theres a roundabout called the doughnut? Wow you learn something everyday! :D

Apparently it's a popular hangout for local chavs Dave, only recently found out about this myself! :norty:
Ask Paul about it, he drives a Saxo so he should be able to tell you all you need to know! :D

Of course Brother Self Raising will know these things! :D

I can would like to make it clear that I wasnt there, if I was it was under the influence of bread and had no control over my actions or memory of the event.

The Keeper Of Burnt Toast

I'm sorry but what do you expect if you eat raw Toast? :nono:

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If you go onto the doughnut your souls will burn in the fiery pit!

That you Bishop Ubik? What is it with you and curry & milk? :confused:

Personally I would never venture onto the doughnut. It is a place of terrible villany and vice.

Those that partake in doughnut 'activities' will be branded through all eternity and have to carry their heads in SHAME!


STAY AWAY FROM THE DOUGHNUT!

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Wow, never knew there were so many anti-doughnut protestors in our midst! :thumb:

I agree with those two chaps, they sound like they have their heads screwed on.

Evening Speedy / Bishop long time no speak! :norty:


;)

Certainly wasnt me, the Lady of the Roundabout would never set foot in such an unholy place and after all " I am a lady you know ". :D

I cant believe that certain members of the fellowship would lower themselves to such standards. :confused:

I would also point out that I was not in the scoob last night, I was bombing about town in the focus. :o :norty:

Look what happens when I leave you early :mad:

Can you not be trusted to be led into temptation. As you are all young and impetuous, forgiveness can be warranted on this occasion. This may not be so forthcoming should you stray from the path again. To do so in future will be at your own peril and your souls may be beyond redemption.

Be stong Brothers and Sisters and show the depth of your loyalty to all things Toast.

Bless you children as you do not realise your errors.

Ahmen :notworthy

Hold on...seeing as I am the Founder of the Fellowship of the Toast, surely you must endeavor to copy my movements and park in the doughnut with me?? :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

But this is an open Fellowship of the new PC softy world, where it is good to challenge those staid old un-educated views?

Your Lordship has special dispensation for parking his chariot in a safe haven whilst he spreads the good word of the Fellowship in local watering holes of an evening. We must not confuse this activity with hanging around with the chavs in their kingdom as they are not for turning and it would be waste of preaching. Indeed the other protagonists in this equation, those who travel in the "jam sandwich" may tarnish us with the chavdom brush - and that would NEVER do!

Brothers................................I seek enlightenment.


Is it permisable to visit this unholy place when the great yellow orb shineth from up above.................except on Sunday mornings of course:eek2:

Brother Wholemeal you may have a valid point there :Suspiciou

The followers of Chavness tend to congregate post 6 pm. This currently means the glowing yellow orb of light is normally replaced by its less bright cousin the White orb, which is often not all there and is also known as a Half Orb.

This means that when the great yellow orb is risen, safety can be achieved in the donut :)

This will need to be reviewed as time progresses as sometimes the great yellow orb stays risen well in to what is known as evening and night.

Lord Toast, your words of wisdom are required now more than ever, but I have a suspicion of your view.

Brother Max

Max, once again your words make me very proud :notworthy

Medic, from my many MANY years experience safety in the doughnut occurs from between the hours of 9am and 7pm, after that the congregations of the Chav engage the area with their rancid vehicles.

However, as I have previously mentioned, the doughnut carpark is one of the safest car parks in chesterfield town centre and therefore should not be instantly written off due to its image. Therefore despite its apparent chavviness it is also a practical solution for the Subaru owner wishing to park his/her car safely.

I can only offer you these words, its is up to you all to determine your own path. If you need me you may reach me through prayer :notworthy

I suppose the differential here is whether to park and gather or park and go.

One could almost say
"Gather or not to gather? That is the question".

Brother Max

Admittedly, I used to park and gather in my Pre-Subaru days, however I now find 'Park and Leg It' more appropriate! :)

Just as I had hoped.

I note Brother Ubik is quiet tonight. One can only assume he is on a night time pilgrimage or is perhaps seeking guidance from the good book and will grace us with his comments tomorrow.

Tis nearing the time of nightly recouperation and shall fall silent myself imminently.

Rest well my children.

Brother Max

Goodnight Brother Max, thank you for your input as always! :notworthy

Brother Ubik is usually to be found on the phone late night until early evening. Although he does call from mobile, he phones from his front room and not the doughnut.

:D

NO brother this is OLD TESTIMENT TOAST!

Damnation and the fires of hell await those that partake in doughnut excursions!

^^What he said^^

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^^ What they said! ^^


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