Happy To Help

IIRC :)

WTF - What The F^ck

ROTFLMFAO - means you are laughing in a roundabout way :p

RAF
eg. Crikey she is RAF
Rough As F***

:D

TFIF- Thank F**k Its Friday.

KMFA. Used in response when asked to do something at work. Kiss My F ing Arse. (Usually mumbled if it's the boss asking)

Now abrreviated to "Jodie Marsh" :)

TFFT - Thank F**k For That

LIGAS - Like I Give a Sh**

A serious one then.. What's VRM when in the context of a list of 'qualities' of a car on ebay.. i.e. TAX blah blah, MOT blah blah, WARRANTY blah blah, MILEAGE blah blah, VRM ????

anyone?

Very rough motor :D

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed
UDI = Unidentified Drinking Injury

Vehicle Registration Mark

POETS - Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday

as in "I'm leaving at 3 today cos it's POETS day"

I'm sure it's supposed to be Very Reliable Motor, although SpeedKing was probabaly closer :D

FMB's

Oh yes!!

Here's one that we use in IT for "those wonderful users" every company has..

PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

lol you just make half of them up then when someone asks you what they stand for you cant remember anymore :D

I was looking at one website and a lady offered CIM, anyone anyidea what that is?

Also so known as Robinson Crusoe day......






'cos at the end of a long hard week your always phucked by Friday :)

I suspect the last two characters may be "In Mouth" ;)

One we made up at work when the apprentice was slacking..

Will you " JFDI"

I'll let you guess for a while. :D

Andy

Then after that the ryme came out...

"Ours is not to reason why, but to JFDI" :D


Andy

Variation on the Nike slogan?

hadn't thought of Nike but you could be right. :D


:Whatever_ poet and don't know it as well now :(