And there was I offering stupid suggestions like some of the others on here!!! :o ;) :p

Afterwards say "Oh, you said BUFF! I'm sorry!"

I hear an old fanny closing is just as tight as a new one opening :D

God man!! You've pushed the boat out so far you won't be able to retrieve it!!

Sick man!!!

it was an accident. the bloke only has a few years left. what is a bit of ****ing laquer? bet the poor sod has been worried sick since it happened. buy him a bottle of whisky and tell him no hard feelings and not to worry about it.

if you don't you will look back in 10 years time and regret it.

Well said that man!!! :D

However, may I add the thought of the elder fanny opening, and resembling something like a hot cheese toastie......

I will get my coat. :D

Dan

It's only a frigging car, chill out. Like jjones said he's probably been worried sick, isn't that justice enough??

Tell him if he lets you gritblast his car you will call it quits

Update
 

Bodyshop fellas came round after I called em and have put stuff on the effected area, buffed rubbed and polished like a couple of loons......all better, and it only cost me 4 cups of tea and a packet of choccy biccies, even made Gordon (old fart from next door a cuppa)......all sorted and everyone friends again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't that nice??

Now, why can't you lot treat me like that? OK, I ain't 90 but in 14 years I will be!!

Pete

:thumb::thumb:

For myself, it's because I can't bear to witness slavish obsequiousness to any political party.

my only question is....








are you still gonna boff his grandauughter? :D

(Psst, BF... it's "affected" mate. HTH)

Glad you got it sorted. :)

I'd still stick the pressue washer up his ar$e and pull the trigger, stupid old duffer:D

Nice ending :thumb:

now have a really late nite party with loud music outside and point the speakers at his house :D

you still should have shot the old tw@t

DP
:D

^^^^u still can shoot the old tw@t if u really want. use a paintball gun it will be more funny :D:D:D