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Abdabz 14 August 2004 08:09 PM

A nissan micra parked wing mirror to wing mirror next to my scoob in York recently so after climbing over from the passenger side, I took pen to paper and left a note under his wiper which quoted shakespear "Parked like a proper tw@t"...
It made me feel better anyway :D

imlach 14 August 2004 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by pslewis
I have just realised this summer that actually parking away from the entrance isn't that bad - by the time you have tried to park, got all hot under the collar and had the Scooby dented ....... you could have parked 100 yards away and walked in calm and peace!!

You've only just realised this? :D :D
How young are you? :D :D :D

Been observing this behaviour for years. Park far away, and you almost always beat the 'space nearest the store' chasers into the shop - apart from those who cheat and use the disabled spaces......

m18use 14 August 2004 09:28 PM

ok i agree with the disabled ones but the rest tough 5hit really :D
But as i know someone who has a disabled badge because of his son .you would never in amillion yrs notice he had a disability though,but he has a badge .how the hell is this fair .

Autocar 14 August 2004 09:31 PM

You can guarantee if you park in a space out of the way at the other end of the carpark when you come back some old biddy will have parked next to you.

micared 14 August 2004 09:46 PM

Docjock, don't think you appreciate the difference between cause and effect and selfishness! The cause are the people who dent my car and don't own up...the effect of their selfishness is that I park in places that I feel won't affect the contents of my wallet. If that means that someone who has chosen to have a sprog has to walk a bit further, so be it. They aren't footing the bill. There is a theory that the population is getting stupider because intelligent people these days choose not to have kids, and I see nothing on a daily basis to contradict that suggestion. Flame suit on! :D

Trumptton 14 August 2004 09:46 PM

When I park my car in the mother and child spaces and get challenged by the "lazy wanker" brigade i tell them that i forgot and cant get over the habit of parking there since my baby died from cot death, always kills the arguement dead, not nice i know but people are so shallow about how important these spaces are to lazy fcuking wankers.

imlach 14 August 2004 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
When I park my car in the mother and child spaces and get challenged by the "lazy wanker" brigade i tell them that i forgot and cant get over the habit of parking there since my baby died from cot death, always kills the arguement dead, not nice i know but people are so shallow about how important these spaces are to lazy fcuking wankers.

Well,

a) if that's true, then it is sad for you to have suffered a personal loss, but it has no connection with you parking there if you don't have a child in the car.

b) if it's not true, not a nice thing to say.

sti-04!! 14 August 2004 09:53 PM

:razz:

Trumptton 14 August 2004 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by imlach
Well,

a) if that's true, then it is sad for you to have suffered a personal loss, but it has no connection with you parking there if you don't have a child in the car.

b) if it's not true, not a nice thing to say.

Its a load of bollox, I just make it up to see the reaction, always a good reaction and the arguement stops there and then, if people have kids does this mean they are disabled and need to park right near the door?? Just remember how fat kids are these days and this has nothing to do with not walking anywhere?? total ****e, my parents walked to the shops with us not drove there and claimed disability rights outside the door like this fcuking wimp nation does, Intelligent people dont have kids these days just remember that, chavs only :D

imlach 14 August 2004 10:01 PM

Trumptton, I'm totally with you on people not being singled out as special, aside from those with a real need to be near the door....

...which I don't consider those with children to be. I don't see myself frequenting the mother & baby spaces if I ever have a child. Full of chavs, and ar$eholes who park there through sheer bloody mindedness (don't know if that list includes you :D).

I'll stick with the far end of the carpark. Nicer type of person there :D

sti-04!! 14 August 2004 10:02 PM

2 posts & thats your attitude ??

Seems to me that you'r trolling & stirring

So because i have kids i am a chav ????????

I think not my friend

Stephen

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by imlach
Trumptton, I'm totally with you on people not being singled out as special, aside from those with a real need to be near the door....

...which I don't consider those with children to be. I don't see myself frequenting the mother & baby spaces if I ever have a child. Full of chavs, and ar$eholes who park there 'through sheer bloody mindedness' (don't know if that list includes you :D).

I'll stick with the far end of the carpark. Nicer type of person there :D

Agreed mate, just letting off steam as its all wrong these days.

God help us us if we win the bid for the 2012 olympics, what we gonna put forward as our team, the blobbendales?? the way things are going the atheletes will demand parking spaces outside the stadium :D

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by sti-04!!
2 posts & thats your attitude ??

Seems to me that you'r trolling & stirring

So because i have kids i am a chav ????????

I think not my friend

Stephen

Not at all, but in my generation we WALKED from and to the car not PONCED it outside the door with the cripples, do you not realise these spaces were only put there as a marketing experiment against other competitors saying "hey we are child friendly" how wrong they were when suddenly they are contributing to child obesity, ask macdonalds about graet marketing ideas like "go large" soon to be banned.

sti-04!! 14 August 2004 10:12 PM

I like a walk myself, though u wouldnt think it:D

Cheers

Stephen

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:17 PM

Stephen, I am incognito on this subject as if i posted under my real name i would get shot down.

Just saying my kids walk everywhere like they should.

Right off to watch fat friends on DVD :D NOT
Trumptton ;D

unclebuck 14 August 2004 10:18 PM

I know who Trumptton is. I recognise his posting style. ;)

UB:)

sti-04!! 14 August 2004 10:20 PM

i am sitting here trying to figure it out as well as i have seen it myself UB:D

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by unclebuck
I know who Trumptton is. I recognise his posting style. ;)

UB:)

Ok ub i bet you cant guess, I will come clean if you are correct :D

Spoon 14 August 2004 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
Not at all, but in my generation we WALKED from and to the car not PONCED it outside the door with the cripples, do you not realise these spaces were only put there as a marketing experiment against other competitors saying "hey we are child friendly" how wrong they were when suddenly they are contributing to child obesity, ask macdonalds about graet marketing ideas like "go large" soon to be banned.

So, just so I don't read this the wrong way, who are you exactly referring to in that tone?

unclebuck 14 August 2004 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
Ok ub i bet you cant guess, I will come clean if you are correct :D

I wouldn't want to spoil the party, but I'm guessing your not gay. ;)

:D

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by Spoon
So, just so I don't read this the wrong way, who are you exactly referring to in that tone?

Disabled spaces, no offence intended as i have a disabled parent.

Tiggs 14 August 2004 10:33 PM

what a bunch of tools!

my wife has to take the three kids shopping at times. the kids are fit and healthy so there goes the "fat ppl" idea.......she uses a kiddy space as it is safer to walk to that (and easier) than taking a trolley and a todller and a baby and an 8 year old through a car park.

some of you lot sound like selfish muppets...do you not give up your seat on buses for old ladies either????

and cot death comment person......nice story to make up....im sure it does stop ppl in their tracks. when you get to work do you say you've got cancer and get a whip round for some treatment?

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by unclebuck
I wouldn't want to spoil the party, but I'm guessing your not gay. ;)

:D

Correct UB, Im no fudge packer :D

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by Tiggs
what a bunch of tools!

my wife has to take the three kids shopping at times. the kids are fit and healthy so there goes the "fat ppl" idea.......she uses a kiddy space as it is safer to walk to that (and easier) than taking a trolley and a todller and a baby and an 8 year old through a car park.

some of you lot sound like selfish muppets...do you not give up your seat on buses for old ladies either????

and cot death comment person......nice story to make up....im sure it does stop ppl in their tracks. when you get to work do you say you've got cancer and get a whip round for some treatment?

My parents manged without the "reserved disabled" spaces and they had 3 kids so im not buying any excuses on that one buddy, as for the cot death remarks you took it in the wrong context, it was a conversation killer nothing else.

Spoon 14 August 2004 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
Disabled spaces, no offence intended as i have a disabled parent.

Offence taken you wánker, lets just hope you don't have an accident and find yourself paralysed the next morning and have to face the rest of your life in a chair.

Trouble is, it's cúnts like you that make flippant comments like that and go through life unaware of real personal hardship.

Wánker, utter wánker.

Tiggs 14 August 2004 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
My parents manged without the "reserved disabled" spaces and they had 3 kids so im not buying any excuses on that one buddy, as for the cot death remarks you took it in the wrong context, it was a conversation killer nothing else.


what the heck has your folks got to do with it????

50 years ago there werent many ramps for disabled ppl...there are now.

as times move on we occasionally stumble on a new idea to make life easier for ppl.....ppl that take adavtage of it are morons.

ppl that say they had a kid that dies in its sleep in order to make parking in a reserved space a bit easier are twats.....there is no context issue about it.

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by Spoon
Offence taken you wánker, lets just hope you don't have an accident and find yourself paralysed the next morning and have to face the rest of your life in a chair.

Trouble is, it's cúnts like you that make flippant comments like that and go through life unaware of real personal hardship.

Wánker, utter wánker.

Bunch of sensitive tossers tonight aren't we???? :D :D

Spoon 14 August 2004 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
Bunch of sensitive tossers tonight aren't we???? :D :D

Why don't you pm me your real username, then I will show you just how sensitive I am on this?

Trumptton 14 August 2004 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by Spoon
Why don't you pm me your real username, then I will show you just how sensitive I am on this?

Cos i posted under this name for a very good reason and for that reason.

Trumptton

unclebuck 14 August 2004 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by Trumptton
Correct UB, Im no fudge packer :D

LOL - but strangely a Freddie Mercury fan.

;)


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