Ooh Suits you Micey ;)


Betty Swallocks Sir? :D

We had a 'weird' rating system at uni...

Level 1) Weird as cheese. (a bit out of the ordinary)
Level 2) Weird as combats (strange)
Level 3) Weird as Tim (just don't go there... Tim was *very* weird!)


We all knew exactly how weird things were on this scale... :rolleyes:

Rachael (not bothering to log Dave out... again!)

so i bet u called ur m8 a FORKing twit then eh :D:D:D

that was the general idea. others included "lovely bit of snatch" and "minge"

champion misogynists i used to work with.

:)

You've heard the term "senior moment "?
Well I have CRAFT moments....... Can't Remember A F***ing Thing,

As for spoonerisms....... I buy a Maily Dail every day and park my car in Par Carks

Some of my favourites:
Skank - word used to describe 'non-sophisticated' women of low quality. ;)
Wazzok - fool, idiot (unsure of the spelling)
Mad as a balloon - courtesy of Blackadder, perfectly descriptive.

On a related subject, I was slightly concerned that the narrator on the BBC's new series 'Time Machine' used the coloquialism 'it all went pear shaped' on Sunday. Dumbing down? Never.... :rolleyes:

wazzock - not heard that for years :)

sken - used to describe someone with wonky eyes, as in " he has a sken like a bucket full of snails "

I can't claim the following phrase, it was first used by my old squaddie neighbour and can be used in any number of pi$$ take situations.
When someone raises a question the reply was always " Good point, well presented, deserves an answer"
When using this phrase you must use the correct hand signals. One hand being used in a Karate chop movement downwards on the words "point", "presented" and "answer".

Still used today as a method of instruction :D

"Face like a fire damaged welly" - to describe a not-too-pleasant female :D

"Marsh hopping swamp donkey" - see above

Used them years ago - moved back and some of the lads who work at the place I used to but werent there when I was are now using these phrases

Ahh what a legacy :D

I for some unknown reason call my mate cnuty bollocks!

I don't know where it came from but i'm sure i'm not the only one to use it.

:D

Face like an unopened parachute accident.....descriptive, and, in many parts of the world, uncannily accurate. :D

RAF = Rough as FCUK :D

Mingebag - nickname for wife :)

Bean Flicker - nickname for wife :)

Gusset Typer - nickname for wife :)

A couple of favourites from TV: -

Jism Monkey (Game On) ;)

Knob-Jockey (Bo Selecta) ;)

Lots of other that are not suitable for a public BBS, such as.......... NMS, GSB etc.

Erotic Truncheon - created when a friend misheard me lol