Lets be blunt here. We all have our personal opinions.
1. I like 99% of animals - except the ones that deposit large amounts of sh*t in my garden, Not because I have kids (see point 2) but because i have to clear up the stinking mess.
2. I don't like kids - yes I know I was one once but did not own a car for the little gits to bounce their ball/stones/ action f*cking men off of. The volume level of the little tw*ts is unbelievable and if my dog made that much noise I'd be reported to Envir,Health
3. I hate do gooders - leave me in peace to make up my own mind about things. If I want to save a whale I'll do it off my own bat. Not because a bespectacled cardigan tells me to.
4. And people with no sense of humour should be forced to listen to Robin Cook - then you'll know what boredom is.

;) ;) ;) Lighten up!!
Alasdair
Rant mode off - Over and Out

I was talking about domestic cats........Like domestic dogs......
Wasn't there 2 kids in the last few weeks who had their faces chewed off by dogs ?

Huxley
Us cat-haters hate all the things you list too but it happens to be a cat-hating thread in case you didn't notice. When we are in the mood for it I m sure we'll start a "I hate cancer thread" and then perhaps you'll be a bit more sanguine about it all.

As you say, ffs lighten up old chap. :)

(BTW you can't be in Broadmoor - even the staff aren't allowed internet access when inside the secure perimeter as security is SO tight!)

Now I'm really intrigued. How do you know that about Broadmoor? Or shouldn't we ask??

Gary -

A very entertaining thread but -

A serious answer to a legal solution, check with your local Citizen Advice Bureau, our local one offers free advice from a solicitor who comes in once week.


Rich