Totally different hair colour (blonde) and face (IMO prettier) but my missus isn't actually all that different to her body wise - very toned, shapely arms, butt, super flat stomach and generally in very good shape.

Which is nice.

Pics or GTFO

On second thoughts, no.

+1 :lol1:

Too slow....

In other words doesn't exist or actually looks like a hound chewing a wasp.

Still Katie Sunshine for me

There was a pic up for about twenty minutes then I thought better of it.
You'll just have to believe me.
Which you won't.

No I don't, Walter.

You keep getting the wrong person.
Are you retarded?

Custard.

Keep? I feel like i'm falling into a retarded state talking to you ;)

just Google, matteeboys perfect wife who is the most perfect of all and she'll pop up.

Comments like my wife is....can only be backed up with proof on here with so many people living the dream earning X more than everyone else it has to be proved and she has to be holding something with today's date on ;-) failing that just pinch a pic of the net....lol.

Yes and all you keyboard geeks would spread it across your nerd network like wildfire.

So no, sorry.

A pic on another forum (with far less stalker weirdos) had many compliments. She's fit (I just did a coast run with her), tanned and lovely.

What most of you think matters this much >>> . <<<

:lol1: exactly.

1. computer geek? Tick
2. Owns and old Impreza? Tick
3. Often abusive? Tick.

Congratulations BF, you have scored an SN stalker geek hatrick! Your prize is a games console so you can pretend you're a soldier too.

Wrong, owns new STi, they've dropped the Impreza name, get with the times :rolleyes:

Also why would i want to stalk the likes of you, you're a nobody on an internet forum :lol1:

1. Has ideas of self importance and grandeur over other users? Tick
2. Usually comes across as a bit of a bellend? Tick
3. Often obtuse and rude? Tick
4. Drives a beamer shaped like a banana? Tick

A nobody on a internet forum eh? My word, my World has come crashing down. You clearly have the upper hand with 50% more posts than me and a car that's gone down like a lead balloon in the motoring press.

I'd better furiously type 5000 posts so I can be as "cool" as you.

In the meantime, your on-line soldier mates just called you a wussy. Better don your battle gear and get fighting.

don't worry Mattee, I saw the picture (and I think one years ago on you speed boat)

very attractive

reminds me slightly of Alex's wife Nicky

Cheers Hodgy ;-)
You'll probably get to meet her at some stage.
All we've managed so far is a nod as you passed me in the van!

Oh dear Bio joined in 2002 Matteeboy in 2006 post count 14k plays 9k...hmmm if only Matteeboy had joined the same time.
By my calculations Matteboy has made more posts year on year to Bio so how does that statement stack up?

Because he actually believes the bollox he types out and is a bit of an immature bellend :thumb:

Most of my post count is made up of from replying to photoshop requests anyway :)

Bollox!!! Most of your post count comes from posting smut in the adults section. :razz:

Just like me!!! :lol1:

Thanks btw. :thumb:

Here is a picture of my wife*

http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/s/soph...-1920x1200.jpg


* In my dreams - sobs!

:lol1: not true! :D

Youporn.com, new wife everyday. :lol1:

Likuoo. Virtually all videos are of the full scene and in HD.

Another HD hosting site is 3movs. The clips are not of the full scene, but are at least of 'the meat' of it (pun intended) - so as to be able to 'take care of business'. ;)

Also, porn00.

lol

Noticed you're also quite the internet "hard man" and worst of all, Android user.

My word, you gat all da moovz aincha?

So, any proof of this hardness? Won any competitions? Ever been ranked in any fighting discipline? Ever done well in any endurance events?

I thought not. Now that's a proper Walter.

Hard man? wtf are you on about, I like to speak my mind, deal with it.

Yes i wasn't surprised you were an Apple user either :lol1:

Is this going to be the readers wives thread :D

He sent you the pics too??? :freak3:

BF - I've told you about this!!!! ;) :D