It was horribly over-dramatic, just say it :D
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 10266612)
It was horribly over-dramatic, just say it :D
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Closed below 5000.
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This made me laugh :lol1:
Chuck Norris and the Financial Crisis!!! Chuck Norris doesn’t mark-to-market. The market marks to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge . He waits. Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously. Chuck Norris can borrow at the discount window Chuck Norris can sell $300bln in high yield loans before lunch Chuck Norris’s curves are never inverted Chuck Norris doesn’t target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it begs for mercy. The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro. Chuck Norris doesn’t supply collateral, only collateral damage. The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries. When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises. Chuck Norris has already banked his dividend payment from Northern Rock Plc. Chuck Norris doesn’t borrow at the Fed’s discount window. Chuck Norris LENDS at the Fed’s discount window. There is no market regulator. Just a list of securities Chuck Norris allows to be traded. Chuck Norris doesn’t buy gold to hedge against inflation. Gold buys Chuck Norris to hedge against inflation. Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing - And guarantees its deposits. Chuck Norris gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial paper market. When the U.S. economy sneezes, the world catches a cold. When Chuck Norris sneezes, the U.S. economy catches pneumonia. Chuck Norris isn’t a market maker; he IS the market. Chuck Norris subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100 percent of face value. :D |
Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
(Post 10266793)
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Well I'm still waiting for everything to collapse. So come on all you experts when is it going to happen. :D
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Sold 2 of my shares for smallish losses yesterday and this morning mainly out of frustration
Now of course theyre romping upwards :cry: :rolleyes: Whats different about this particular sticking plaster on the euro !! |
Originally Posted by Chip
(Post 10301957)
Well I'm still waiting for everything to collapse. So come on all you experts when is it going to happen. :D
Originally Posted by dpb
(Post 10302292)
Sold 2 of my shares for smallish losses yesterday and this morning mainly out of frustration
Now of course theyre romping upwards :cry: :rolleyes: Whats different about this particular sticking plaster on the euro !! |
Originally Posted by dpb
(Post 10302292)
Sold 2 of my shares for smallish losses yesterday and this morning mainly out of frustration
Now of course theyre romping upwards :cry: :rolleyes: Whats different about this particular sticking plaster on the euro !! |
Did anyone else jump on Thomas Cook? 50% in 24 hours. :norty:
Just sold, but think I should have held my bottle a little longer. :( |
good for you , quite a dangerous stratergy given the state of everything at the moment
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Hello all,
Happy new year. Afren getting a lift today (finally!) with better than expected production figures. Could this be the start of a well-deserved stock market rally? Best to just forget the troubles of the last year, I reckon, and make this a good one. :D Europe? What Europe? This time next year we'll be millionaires. Not forgetting the bet, Trout. ;) That's going to make up the first part of that million. What about Vedanta? Seems to have been badly beaten up in recent times. Might be worth a look. |
ahh Cock , Crnd didnt go under and i could have made all my cash back :cry: :rolleyes: :lol1: :cry:
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Tesco.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
(Post 10426867)
Tesco.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
(Post 10408086)
Afren getting a lift today (finally!) with better than expected production figures. Held 1st tranche since 46p, 2nd tranche since 80p, but I'll gloss over my 3rd tranche @ 140p. Soon be back above 140p though - some further good news with this years drilling and the Kurdi PSC should see these well above 200p Oil sector on a bit of a recovery - thankfully |
Well, three years of 250 a month and my Sharesave has finished, nine grand doubled in three years and the shares well down on the high, have taken three grand out and am selling my car and having a bit of a change. Free money, cant beat it.
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Originally Posted by Skoobie Dhu
(Post 10429169)
Still rising, my 2nd largest holding:)
Held 1st tranche since 46p, 2nd tranche since 80p, but I'll gloss over my 3rd tranche @ 140p. Soon be back above 140p though - some further good news with this years drilling and the Kurdi PSC should see these well above 200p Oil sector on a bit of a recovery - thankfully Afren is actually my largest holding - had them for a few years now. Managed to transfer the lot into my investment ISA, so the gains (if/when they come again) will be tax free. :) |
Originally Posted by J4CKO
(Post 10429412)
Well, three years of 250 a month and my Sharesave has finished, nine grand doubled in three years and the shares well down on the high, have taken three grand out and am selling my car and having a bit of a change. Free money, cant beat it.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
(Post 10430264)
No you can't. Well done! Might as well enjoy it.
Sharesaves are great as effectively you get to watch the market for three years and dont have to buy at the end, you get to play Gordon Gecko :D for a few quid and learn a bit about trading with very little risk. I see money as a trade off between enjoying it and planning for the future. |
They do seem to be a really good idea from what I've heard about them.
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complete newb to this - registered on london stock exchange website but how do i buy shares without using a broker? got £500 i want to have a punt with.
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Banks will do it or why not open a trading account with your bank or TD Waterhouse as it makes it a lot easier to trade that way.
Chip |
I use share.com, I found them to be very easy to use.
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thanks guys
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