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Old 22 November 2012, 04:57 PM
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Default TTRS forum - anyone fancy a troll?

The "SuperRS" guy needs a little SN justice. I can't dish it out because I only have a soot chucking hearse but for those with rather nippier kit (alloy, Trout, stilover, those with bonkers Scoobs, etc, etc) may fancy a little bit of a play...

He appears to think a TTRS (yes they are quick) is the fastest car ever made.

My "lives at home with his parents but made a few quid in IT" sensor is bleeping loudly...

http://www.ttforum.co.uk/forum/viewt...05510&start=90
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Haha! They genuinely think they have "made it" in life in their £40k audi.
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Who gives a toss.
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Originally Posted by ScoobySteve69
Who gives a toss.
Spot on
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Trout is sadly missed from this forum. I never worked out what happened, but I think someone jealous idiot caused him to leave.
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Lol the Audi TTRS Veyron slayer is back! They said that GTR owners were geeky, but these pre-madonnas only ever talk subjective statistics lol

I actually know "SuperRS" and in fairness when his car comes out the shop it's going to be very quick (700bhp odd) but my mate is a super troll that even I have no desire of feeding

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Old 22 November 2012, 07:19 PM
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Is he "poverty" by any chance on seatcupra.net? Used to have a leon cupra?
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Sounds about right Truss but not sure.....I've put this thread on his radar .... my work here is done
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Old 22 November 2012, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
The "SuperRS" guy needs a little SN justice. I can't dish it out because I only have a soot chucking hearse but for those with rather nippier kit (alloy, Trout, stilover, those with bonkers Scoobs, etc, etc) may fancy a little bit of a play...

He appears to think a TTRS (yes they are quick) is the fastest car ever made.

My "lives at home with his parents but made a few quid in IT" sensor is bleeping loudly...

http://www.ttforum.co.uk/forum/viewt...05510&start=90
LOL, like im some geeky office monkey tied to my desk.

Do people even still make good money from I.T??
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Old 22 November 2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Truss
Haha! They genuinely think they have "made it" in life in their £40k audi.
And the rest mate!!!

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Old 22 November 2012, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobySteve69
Who gives a toss.
+1

Originally Posted by john banks
Trout is sadly missed from this forum. I never worked out what happened, but I think someone jealous idiot caused him to leave.


So many jealous haters out there, just because you work hard and spend a few quid on your projects!

Trout was a cool guy
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Old 22 November 2012, 07:59 PM
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Lets get this straight. Some ex SN geek buys himself a Golf in drag, decides he is the "don" on some random forumby being a juvenile muppet to another owner of a TT, plays the "you can't afford it" card; the sure sign of a social climbing retard, then checks back, throws some childish insults, then attempts to claw back some cred with some brown nosing?

Blimey, someone needs to spend a few years writing an issues management document just for themselves.

Anyway, good luck crawling up that ladder. It's such a worthwhile life goal.
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Lets get this straight. Some ex SN geek buys himself a Golf in drag, decides he is the "don" on some random forumby being a juvenile muppet to another owner of a TT, plays the "you can't afford it" card; the sure sign of a social climbing retard, then checks back, throws some childish insults, then attempts to claw back some cred with some brown nosing?

Blimey, someone needs to spend a few years writing an issues management document just for themselves.

Anyway, good luck crawling up that ladder. It's such a worthwhile life goal.


still posting pics of yourself topless on forums?
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:14 PM
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Clearly the subject fascinates you.

An unhealthy interest in topless men, an Audi TT.

The gaydar bleeps loudly at this one.
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:16 PM
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Perhaps turn away from the mirror? You have owned your hearse for a while now. Must be very practical for when you go ******* with your "partner"
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I love the way this place is going downhill.....makes me glad I changed marques.
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:22 PM
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Well done for both receiving a warning and getting the thread locked. Any idea how I found it? Someone else sent a link, aghast at how much of a tool you are.

The hearse is rather impractical for *******. The four berth VW California is rather better suited thanks. German, AWD, two turbos, but thankfully not driven by complete muppets.
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Originally Posted by ScoobySteve69
I love the way this place is going downhill.....makes me glad I changed marques.

Me too, thats why I dont come on here anymore.

What I dont get is why matteeboy the cornish pasty eating hippy is still doing on here when he owns a boring diesel???

And then when he does post its only to troll
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Save the brown nosing Sport boy, you are the reason this thread started and all because you are what makes forums bad.

Anyway funny to find you out, funny you got a thread locked, funny you appear to think a car makes you da man.

You left here because you got laughed off the forum. No other reason.
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:34 PM
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If I was you id tie 40kgs of dead around my ankles the next time I took my hippie self surfing.

Your life is dreadful, you are everything I would never wanna be.

Slow boring car, balding, feeble and living in cornwall. Your only source of entertainment is trying to troll on forums. Whats the point?

I live life to the fullest. 3 luxury holidays a year, different women every week, 700hp TTRS, fine dining, my life is great
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Old 22 November 2012, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by john banks
Trout is sadly missed from this forum. I never worked out what happened, but I think someone jealous idiot caused him to leave.
What a shame. I was in touch with him about work.

This forum definitely picks up some absolute loser haters that can't stop at the odd insult - they go all "stalker" and try their best to cause mayhem.
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Cant knock the Audi TTRS, think there great cars!!! Heard these things can really shift with a new exhaust system and a remap!!!! Sure ive seen a vid somewhere on you tube with a mapped TTRS outdoing a Audi R8!!!
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
If I was you id tie 40kgs of dead around my ankles the next time I took my hippie self surfing.

Your life is dreadful, you are everything I would never wanna be.

Slow boring car, balding, feeble and living in cornwall. Your only source of entertainment is trying to troll on forums. Whats the point?

I live life to the fullest. 3 luxury holidays a year, different women every week, 700hp TTRS, fine dining, my life is great
God can help you with your afflictions.
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When I see a TTRS I see a lack of ambition. It's like wanting to buy sherbet dip-dab and coming away with a quarter of Pontefract cakes. To have that amount of money to spend on any car you want and buying a TTRS shows alarmingly bad judgement.
Those two owners SuperaRSe and Demasseuse don't do the marque any favours either!
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Originally Posted by Mary mag
God can help you with your afflictions.

God is for pussies
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Originally Posted by scoobyboy1
Cant knock the Audi TTRS, think there great cars!!! Heard these things can really shift with a new exhaust system and a remap!!!! Sure ive seen a vid somewhere on you tube with a mapped TTRS outdoing a Audi R8!!!
To be fair R8 v8's are slow
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Originally Posted by Myles
When I see a TTRS I see a lack of ambition. It's like wanting to buy sherbet dip-dab and coming away with a quarter of Pontefract cakes. To have that amount of money to spend on any car you want and buying a TTRS shows alarmingly bad judgement.
Those two owners SuperaRSe and Demasseuse don't do the marque any favours either!

And yet you bought a scooby. I wanted one of those when I was 11, when I was 15 I was intelligent enough to know I really wanted a Evo instead. Then at 20 I acquired a taste for the finer things in life and the rest is history.

No tacky chav machine for me, make a load of noise burbling down the road, but what I have learnt with scoobies is, if they still burble, they are slow
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The Daily Mail is calling. It wants it's model reader back.
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
And yet you bought a scooby. I wanted one of those when I was 11, when I was 15 I was intelligent enough to know I really wanted a Evo instead. Then at 20 I acquired a taste for the finer things in life and the rest is history.

No tacky chav machine for me, make a load of noise burbling down the road, but what I have learnt with scoobies is, if they still burble, they are slow
Wow, what a bite. It's tacky chav machine versus quick hairdressers car. Baby Veyron? Don't make me laugh.
Thanks for the life history, being a rent boy is truly a lucrative career, as you have shown.
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