Schumacher to drive a Lexus Soarer!
14 April 2003, 07:17 PM
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Overheard at Ferrari HQ.
Conversation between Michael and Ross Brawn.
MS - For sure I am going to give you an almighty kicking Ross. Vot is zis useless piece of toss I am driving zis year. Look at the "flippy floppy" chassis. It wobbles like a Saab convertible.
RB - Calm down Michael, we have big changes planned in the next week
MS - Calm down, calm down!! Mein "good friend" Mycroft has just taken his Soarer faster round Barcelona than we have in this years car and you tell me to calm down. He was much faster on the straight too even though he had a puncture at 195 mph. It didn't affect him one bit. For sure. To be honest etc. etc.
RB - I know, I know but nothing can keep up with the '91 Soarer. I've seen the "fascinating" scoring system Mycroft has developed and how can you argue with that? The car is genius.
MS - Is that it? Ve simply can't compete! Right I'm off. I'm taking my spikey hat, large collection of sausages and amusingly frothy beer and pissing off to drive a Soarer next weekend. You vanker.
(Late news just in - Mansell to sue Frank Williams for not designing a car stiff enough to withstand a puncture like the Soarer and therefore losing the championship)
Conversation between Michael and Ross Brawn.
MS - For sure I am going to give you an almighty kicking Ross. Vot is zis useless piece of toss I am driving zis year. Look at the "flippy floppy" chassis. It wobbles like a Saab convertible.
RB - Calm down Michael, we have big changes planned in the next week
MS - Calm down, calm down!! Mein "good friend" Mycroft has just taken his Soarer faster round Barcelona than we have in this years car and you tell me to calm down. He was much faster on the straight too even though he had a puncture at 195 mph. It didn't affect him one bit. For sure. To be honest etc. etc.
RB - I know, I know but nothing can keep up with the '91 Soarer. I've seen the "fascinating" scoring system Mycroft has developed and how can you argue with that? The car is genius.
MS - Is that it? Ve simply can't compete! Right I'm off. I'm taking my spikey hat, large collection of sausages and amusingly frothy beer and pissing off to drive a Soarer next weekend. You vanker.
(Late news just in - Mansell to sue Frank Williams for not designing a car stiff enough to withstand a puncture like the Soarer and therefore losing the championship)
14 April 2003, 07:41 PM
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I should have been told... I could give him some tips on how to get the best from it!... when will they learn!... 
(Edited to thank you guys for the promoting my favourite car... just like the Fiat Club who, in their tribute, changed the forum title to the 'Soarer Coupe Club' for a day, would you consider changing the name of this Forum for one day to 'Soarernet.co.uk.' TIA)
[Edited by Mycroft - 4/14/2003 8:43:05 PM]
(Edited to thank you guys for the promoting my favourite car... just like the Fiat Club who, in their tribute, changed the forum title to the 'Soarer Coupe Club' for a day, would you consider changing the name of this Forum for one day to 'Soarernet.co.uk.' TIA)
[Edited by Mycroft - 4/14/2003 8:43:05 PM]
14 April 2003, 09:31 PM
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I have a mate who has a mate who owns a soarer.
One day it overheated and smelt funny.....upon further investigaion we realised the coolant had turned into wine
How we laughed as we got pissed and flew back over the city. Well....when I say "we"..... 'ol Soary had it all under control
One day it overheated and smelt funny.....upon further investigaion we realised the coolant had turned into wine
How we laughed as we got pissed and flew back over the city. Well....when I say "we"..... 'ol Soary had it all under control
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14 April 2003, 09:43 PM
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Obviously a Soarer Nazareth....TEMS and Active Suspension as standard ....means it can drive on Water. You'll never see a Soarer in the Lake picture thats for sure. 
[Edited by camk - 4/15/2003 9:10:46 AM]
....means it can drive on Water. You'll never see a Soarer in the Lake picture thats for sure. [Edited by camk - 4/15/2003 9:10:46 AM]
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