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03 August 2008, 10:14 PM
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03 August 2008, 10:18 PM
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Mondays at work suck big time 
I however shall be having a lie in, and doing a bit of work on my house in the afternoon
The hot water tank is first on the hit list, its fecked and wouldnt you guess its an expensive primatic jobby (not cheap at £425
) so need to rip out a small partitioned wall to get at it, so i shall be swinging my hammer about ***** nilly 
Is there anything better than smacking the **** out of something with a hammer , makes me feel raelly good for some reason
I however shall be having a lie in, and doing a bit of work on my house in the afternoon
The hot water tank is first on the hit list, its fecked and wouldnt you guess its an expensive primatic jobby (not cheap at £425
) so need to rip out a small partitioned wall to get at it, so i shall be swinging my hammer about ***** nilly Is there anything better than smacking the **** out of something with a hammer , makes me feel raelly good for some reason
03 August 2008, 10:22 PM
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I remember working for my uncle and one of my older cousins was showing me the different wires on the back of this huge wall mounted light, he pointed to the live wire with a crap screw driver whilst looking at me and touched it 
His face gurned and stuck in a weird position for a few seconds before he threw it away and started swearing badly I got a punch for laughing so much, altho he didnt find it at all funny 
His face gurned and stuck in a weird position for a few seconds before he threw it away and started swearing badly I got a punch for laughing so much, altho he didnt find it at all funny
03 August 2008, 10:27 PM
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03 August 2008, 10:29 PM
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a couple i know got back from Sharm on Thursday, and said one day it reached 49 degrees 
gotta get a tan in that sort of heat, ill come back like a bacon frazzle
gotta get a tan in that sort of heat, ill come back like a bacon frazzle
03 August 2008, 10:31 PM
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when they were there
I should of done it when i had a scoob 
03 August 2008, 10:32 PM
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03 August 2008, 10:36 PM
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What film was that out of..............."coz im black yhall, coz im black, coz im biggiddy biggiddy biggiddy black yhall"
I cant bloody remember 
04 August 2008, 12:35 PM
Afternoon peeps 
the old car had the special treatment - it was marked more then I thought so had to give it a damn good going over with the PC also managed to get the daft black trims on the windows looking new again total work time 9 hours not bad at all considering it had 2 polish stages and a sealent stage to - I just need to wack on a further sealent then my uber pro wax then job done
the old car had the special treatment - it was marked more then I thought so had to give it a damn good going over with the PC also managed to get the daft black trims on the windows looking new again total work time 9 hours not bad at all considering it had 2 polish stages and a sealent stage to - I just need to wack on a further sealent then my uber pro wax then job done
04 August 2008, 01:41 PM
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04 August 2008, 01:46 PM
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Would love to get my hands on the lowlife f*ckwit that caused this.
BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Father and son in fatal M62 crash
What a tragic waste of life.
BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Father and son in fatal M62 crash
What a tragic waste of life.
04 August 2008, 01:50 PM
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Funny how the police are always there to catch you doing something minor but when there is a p155head on the loose in a high powered vehicle they are all tucked up in bed.