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27 September 2007, 04:02 PM
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27 September 2007, 04:08 PM
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MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I'd like to have sex with you
2. I am sleepy = I'd like to have sex with you
3. I am tired = I'd like to have sex with you
4. Nice dress = I'd like to have sex with you
5. I love you = I'd like to have sex with you
6. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
12. Can i meet your sister? = I'd like to have sex with her
13. Can i meet your dad? = i want a night off from sex to watch football and get drunk
1. I am hungry = I'd like to have sex with you
2. I am sleepy = I'd like to have sex with you
3. I am tired = I'd like to have sex with you
4. Nice dress = I'd like to have sex with you
5. I love you = I'd like to have sex with you
6. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
12. Can i meet your sister? = I'd like to have sex with her
13. Can i meet your dad? = i want a night off from sex to watch football and get drunk
27 September 2007, 04:25 PM
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You into MILFs then Ste
27 September 2007, 05:05 PM
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27 September 2007, 05:07 PM
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27 September 2007, 05:13 PM
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why would i mention it??????? we lost 
btw we are CURRENT prem champs......what did you win last season
btw we are CURRENT prem champs......what did you win last season
27 September 2007, 05:31 PM
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if you go to your trophy room do you have an original or a copy of the european cup. oh an how many times have you been the champ
27 September 2007, 05:39 PM
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as you said last night, dont quote history
i wasnt that is why i said CURRENT champs 
when did you last win the league
stop trying to big yourself up now ste face it, the red sh1te (lfc) are at the moment **** 
27 September 2007, 05:41 PM
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27 September 2007, 05:45 PM
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Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are these things you are on about????????
Trophies???????????????????????
That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!
What are these things you are on about????????
Trophies???????????????????????
That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!
27 September 2007, 05:46 PM
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it has been that long eh martin
i think your boys will bag a trophy in the next 2 years
27 September 2007, 05:49 PM
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