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Old 22 December 2013, 04:57 PM
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Cool Pulled Over for Speeding .......

Driving past Reading on the M4 today at about 105MPH .... yes, I know ......

Anyway, pulled over by the unmarked Volvo T5 ...... the coppa came over to the passenger side window, the wife was sat there ...

As he stuck his head through the window my wife said, "I bet he tries to sell us some Thames Valley Police Ball tickets"

The coppa swiftly replied, "Thames Valley Police don't have *****!!"

He stood a while, nodded, and went back to his car and drove off ....... nice one wife!!

Old 22 December 2013, 05:00 PM
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Is this the best you have to offer nowadays Pete?

Must try harder for 2014.
Old 22 December 2013, 05:14 PM
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105 mph in the Honda? Downhill and the wind behind you?
Old 22 December 2013, 05:17 PM
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He was in a hurry because the colostomy bag was full
Old 22 December 2013, 05:26 PM
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He was in a hurry because the colostomy bag was full
Or waitrose was about to close?
Old 22 December 2013, 05:26 PM
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I must admit, for one moment, I thought the Scooby I had just humiliated may have been the Police
Old 22 December 2013, 05:53 PM
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As if anyone would be let off for driving over a ton just cause his wife has more ***** than him
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I must admit, for one moment, I thought the Scooby I had just humiliated may have been the Police
Give it a rest Pete, a turbo 2000 with only two cylinders could see off your smoke belcher.
Old 22 December 2013, 05:59 PM
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I've owned both ........ the 340Nm of Scooby destroying Honda torque is mind boggling.
Old 22 December 2013, 06:35 PM
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105?
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Probably kilometers
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....and with all the soot being chucked out the back I'm surprised the copper could follow you to clock your speed
Old 22 December 2013, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Driving past Reading on the M4 today at about 105MPH .... yes, I know ......

Anyway, pulled over by the unmarked Volvo T5 ...... the coppa came over to the passenger side window, the wife was sat there ...

As he stuck his head through the window my wife said, "I bet he tries to sell us some Thames Valley Police Ball tickets"

The coppa swiftly replied, "Thames Valley Police don't have *****!!"

He stood a while, nodded, and went back to his car and drove off ....... nice one wife!!


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Old 22 December 2013, 08:15 PM
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The only way the Police Car caught up with me was when I slowed behind a Scooby struggling to maintain speed with the much lesser Torque .......................
Old 22 December 2013, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've owned both ........ the 340Nm of Scooby destroying Honda torque is mind boggling.
The only thing mind boggling here is you!
Old 22 December 2013, 09:02 PM
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LOL - Merry Christmas Pete - give my love to ting tong!!!
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I dont get it....
Old 22 December 2013, 11:31 PM
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This thread is full of fail.
Old 22 December 2013, 11:41 PM
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I got stopped flying past a police scooby in my clio 172 hidden away...caught up with me after about 2/3 miles, overtaking having my fun. Pulled me over chatted me up and handed me a ticket, bit lesser charge than should have got but I had my **** on show and on own. Soi doubt yr wifes fly comment sent him back to his car without writing you up. Unless the southern cops are softer.
Old 22 December 2013, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ShellDay
I got stopped flying past a police scooby in my clio 172 hidden away...caught up with me after about 2/3 miles, overtaking having my fun. Pulled me over chatted me up and handed me a ticket, bit lesser charge than should have got but I had my **** on show and on own. Soi doubt yr wifes fly comment sent him back to his car without writing you up. Unless the southern cops are softer.
Ah....new one....(yoda voice off) you have much to learn about the ways of the Lewis
Old 22 December 2013, 11:56 PM
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Guessing gob****e?
Old 23 December 2013, 07:25 AM
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My car produces more torque on idle than a diesel Honda but then I do have 6ltrs & 8 cylinders of Ozzie muscle


I suspect this is another BS story from the old fossil but I can't smell it as the natural OAP stink of p1ss and mothballs is far too strong!
Old 23 December 2013, 08:11 AM
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My word people, it's an old joke.
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Don't listen to him.He's all torque.
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http://www.rantnroll.com/html/police.html
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Originally Posted by ShellDay
I got stopped flying past a police scooby in my clio 172 hidden away...caught up with me after about 2/3 miles, overtaking having my fun. Pulled me over chatted me up and handed me a ticket, bit lesser charge than should have got but I had my **** on show and on own. Soi doubt yr wifes fly comment sent him back to his car without writing you up. Unless the southern cops are softer.
You're obviously not as good looking as my wife then?
Old 23 December 2013, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've owned both ........ the 340Nm of Scooby destroying Honda torque is mind boggling.
Is that all

You should try 580 Nm (428 lb-ft), that can rip apart the space time continuum
Old 23 December 2013, 12:03 PM
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While delivering 70mpg?

Nah, the Honda Civic Diesel .... the 'thinking mans' power trip!
Old 23 December 2013, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Graz
Is that all

You should try 580 Nm (428 lb-ft), that can rip apart the space time continuum

I would be so annoyed if I only had that little amount of torque
Old 23 December 2013, 12:33 PM
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Big numbers are nothing on the real roads ...... no good being the fastest thing between traffic jams at a huge cost in fuel and other costs.


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