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Old 18 August 2010, 08:36 PM
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Got a neighbour who's a [email protected] He's continuously whinging about about different things. And as a consequence has really p!ssed a few of us off.

So now we want revenge. What is the best way to turn the tables? But we need to do it legally.

Any suggestions?
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:40 PM
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buy an old bus, mot it for 12months and park it outside his house.
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what's the guy done? looking for revenge i persume it's very bad
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:41 PM
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In what way does he annoy you?
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:44 PM
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send mr-impreza and slowdrive around......





from what i hear, your neighbour will move asap incase they come back.




job done.




(p.s unless he like the the same sort of twisted stuff that goes on in fight club, then you are stuffed)


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Old 18 August 2010, 08:45 PM
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There are several ways to annoy a neighbour. But ask yourself, do you really want to swoop to his level. Doing so will give him every excuse to phone the Police and complain that he is being vicimised.

TBH, the best thing to do is nothing. Just exclude him from everything you and your neighbours do ie Barbecues etc.
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Originally Posted by stilover View Post
There are several ways to annoy a neighbour. But ask yourself, do you really want to swoop to his level. Doing so will give him every excuse to phone the Police and complain that he is being vicimised.

TBH, the best thing to do is nothing. Just exclude him from everything you and your neighbours do ie Barbecues etc.
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What happens if this guy decides to take revenge on your neighbours and yourself, and it's not so legal? Have you wife or kids? Expensive car etc?

Is it realy worth it?
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DaOne View Post
send mr-impreza and slowdrive around......





from what i hear, your neighbour will move asap incase they come back.




job done.




(p.s unless he like the the same sort of twisted stuff that goes on in fight club, then you are stuffed)


He wants to ANNOY his neighbours not make them die laughing when those two leather clad shirt lifters turn up holding hands and threatening to tickle him to death
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by subarujimmy View Post
Got a neighbour who's a [email protected] He's continuously whinging about about different things.....
You don't happen to live next door but one to me do you?

I have the same problem although I just ignore him. My neighbour seems jealous of my life - and paranoid of his own..
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:59 PM
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Whats best way to annoy a neighbour-legally
move in next door to him
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Old 18 August 2010, 08:59 PM
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Wind chimes that hang between your doors? You could also get a really long, annoying doorbell that plays 2 minutes of some terrible bell choir, point the speaker at his wall and encourage people to ring it. Postmen, delivery people, etc.

Sometimes you can really irritate people just by being super friendly, too. Now THAT's fun, because they really can't do anything, and they just get angrier and angrier while you just get more and more cheerful. Bake some totally weird cookies shaped like smiling boots, and then sing him a sleepytime song when you bring them over. Just totally go ape**** weird on him, he'll hate it.

Or every time you see him, just suddenly strike a really totally weird pose. I've done this and, yes, you have to be willing to look like a total *** but oh dear lord is it funny.
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Put dog **** on hit house door handle while he is out
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Originally Posted by DaOne View Post
send mr-impreza and slowdrive around......





from what i hear, your neighbour will move asap incase they come back.




job done.




(p.s unless he like the the same sort of twisted stuff that goes on in fight club, then you are stuffed)


Originally Posted by Camoscooby View Post
He wants to ANNOY his neighbours not make them die laughing when those two leather clad shirt lifters turn up holding hands and threatening to tickle him to death
look at gay one and ***-no bum licking again tut tut what have i told you 2
he'd pack it in if i came round alright,bounce his head on a
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by prodriverules View Post
look at gay one and ***-no bum licking again tut tut what have i told you 2
he'd pack it in if i came round alright,bounce his head on a
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover View Post
There are several ways to annoy a neighbour. But ask yourself, do you really want to swoop to his level. Doing so will give him every excuse to phone the Police and complain that he is being vicimised.

TBH, the best thing to do is nothing. Just exclude him from everything you and your neighbours do ie Barbecues etc.
Totally agree, make the most of your life and just rub it in his face.

Also, when he complains, just ignore him. Walk away, shut the door on him, juts pretend he's not there and make it clear that you consider him an insignificant lifeform that you are not willing to take time out of your wonderful life for
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:12 PM
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Get some mate's to come n have a street party outside his house lol .
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:14 PM
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Even better ask him if e likes **** sex
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:16 PM
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Never had neighbours that I didn't get on with... Oh wait thats a lie.

The last set that thought I was riff raff, caught me unloading a dead and gutted deer out of my car, with me covered in blood!! They thought I was nice after that!! Although when theey moved I found out she was a animal rights campainer
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:17 PM
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Never had neighbours that I didn't get on with... Oh wait thats a lie.

The last set that thought I was riff raff, caught me unloading a dead and gutted deer out of my car, with me covered in blood!! They thought I was nice after that!! Although when theey moved I found out she was a animal rights campainer
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by neil1980 View Post
Get some mate's to come n have a street party outside his house lol .
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Even better ask him if e likes **** sex

dont fancy a party around your way
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DaOne View Post
dont fancy a party around your way
**** sex house party ya joining kmfao
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by neil1980 View Post
Even better ask him if e likes **** sex
What if he says "oh yesss!" then proceeds to try to drag him inside, to try out his new sex swing and stash of roehypnol????!!!!
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Old 18 August 2010, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by rookymatt View Post
What if he says "oh yesss!" then proceeds to try to drag him inside, to try out his new sex swing and stash of roehypnol????!!!!
Make it blut your the giver not the taker
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how about arranging a scooby meet in your street with anti lag switched on a few,give him something to actually moan about for a change lol
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Get all the local dog owners to stop outside the house
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Old 18 August 2010, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by neil1980 View Post
Make it blut your the giver not the taker
I'm a lurker!!!!
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Old 18 August 2010, 10:10 PM
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Well he lives at the back of my house, so we don't live next door to each other. And doing anything outside his house is not an option.

I like the idea of the wind chimes from my garden trees which are near his window!

Not keen on anything to do with **** sex though! lol

Anymore suggestions???
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**** his wife/daughter/son?
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Put dog **** on hit house door handle while he is out
LMAO, Neil
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