Katy Perry - Something about her
16 August 2010, 11:45 AM
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I did not even know who she was until yesterday, the missus was watching some music program on the tv when i got in from work, she is talking to me as i sit on the sofa, i glance at the tv to see some bird with what looks like breasts that squirt cream out from the nipples. 
I don't recall what the missus said after that, apparently my jaw dropped and i just stared at the screen.
"OHHH SHOULD I JUST WAIT UNTIL THE CREAM SQUIRTING ******* ARE GONE FROM THE SCREEN BEFORE I SPEAK?"
"ehh? what?"
"who the hell is that!" 
I don't recall what the missus said after that, apparently my jaw dropped and i just stared at the screen.
"OHHH SHOULD I JUST WAIT UNTIL THE CREAM SQUIRTING ******* ARE GONE FROM THE SCREEN BEFORE I SPEAK?"
"ehh? what?"
"who the hell is that!"
16 August 2010, 11:52 AM
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certified spaniels ears in a few years time. She always looks a bit dead upstairs and Russel Brand poking her just makes her have no appeal to me anymore.
Karen Gillan or Emma Stone are my two new love interests.
Karen Gillan or Emma Stone are my two new love interests.
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16 August 2010, 12:03 PM
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You need to have a screw loose to find that fruitbat Brand anything other than heart stoppingly tedious.
Plus she gets in the media for singing about girls lezzing up which always sells well.
As for ***** well, yes they are rather nice which means she scores high on the porkamometer
You need to have a screw loose to find that fruitbat Brand anything other than heart stoppingly tedious.
Plus she gets in the media for singing about girls lezzing up which always sells well.
As for ***** well, yes they are rather nice which means she scores high on the porkamometer
16 August 2010, 12:22 PM
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I think she's a hottie. Can imagine her being pretty dirty! ("Obvious" can be good Les! 
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Yeah, noted the mention of Karen Gillan - Jamz, you're just imagining those 8 foot pins wrapped around you!!
).Yeah, noted the mention of Karen Gillan - Jamz, you're just imagining those 8 foot pins wrapped around you!!
16 August 2010, 02:16 PM
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16 August 2010, 02:36 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...aty-Perry.html
Apologies in advance for directing you on to the Daily Fail website.
Apologies in advance for directing you on to the Daily Fail website.
