Highway code test
24 April 2009, 10:38 AM
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Highway code test
Traffic Question
Most men will get this right!
Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING FOR 2 MILES sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:
(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or
(b) Do you break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?
24 April 2009, 11:54 AM
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hard question that ?
24 April 2009, 12:03 PM
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hard question that ?
It's getting harder the longer I leave it
24 April 2009, 01:02 PM
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2 miles of hardness
24 April 2009, 01:06 PM
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Make a pass and mount the cyclist ...
I mean kerb
24 April 2009, 01:39 PM
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Open drivers window, pull up level with cyclist, extend arm out the window and give her peachy **** cheek a damn good slap, slow down and pull back in behind her, watch to see how long it takes for red hand mark to appear on her firm peachy ****.
24 April 2009, 01:41 PM
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Here's the Dutch version..
24 April 2009, 01:44 PM
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I'd pass because I want to see her chuff and ****
24 April 2009, 01:48 PM
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I'd pass because I want to see her chuff and ****
I think you would get a damn good view once she gets to that steep incline
24 April 2009, 01:51 PM
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Bit of a no brainer really!
25 April 2009, 12:22 AM
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Neither....
25 April 2009, 10:56 AM
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I think just to be safe you had better not overtake ...........
25 April 2009, 11:22 AM
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I would say follow until you see this? Then break any law possible to get past it....
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........*starts singing* "I like BIG butts and I cannot lie....."
25 April 2009, 11:32 AM
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........*starts singing* "I like BIG butts and I cannot lie....."
A perfect No. 13 if ever I saw one!
25 April 2009, 08:36 PM
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A perfect No. 13 if ever I saw one!
well she aint a '10' that is for ****ing sure
25 April 2009, 08:54 PM
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I wonder if a naked bloke on a bike would have quite the same appeal to us wimmins?
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I wonder if a naked bloke on a bike would have quite the same appeal to us wimmins?
no, now move along please
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25 April 2009, 09:51 PM
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stop ruining my posts you tart !!!
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I'm enhancing them
25 April 2009, 10:05 PM
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stop ruining my posts you tart !!!
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I'm enhancing them
25 April 2009, 11:15 PM
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Best to keep your distance and follow. If you got too close to her you might bang her up the rear end.
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24 April 2009, 10:38 AM
Highway code test
hard question that ?
........*starts singing* "I like BIG butts and I cannot lie....." 
