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Old 29 October 2007, 12:07 AM
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Old 29 October 2007, 12:12 AM
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bejesus thats some list

..Cant help wondering whether alochol wouldnt be a more pleasant way to go
Old 29 October 2007, 12:15 AM
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196 cups week - i could well not have much longer
Old 29 October 2007, 12:18 AM
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199.37 cans of red bull and thats me pushing up daisys
Old 29 October 2007, 04:41 AM
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Unlike the above, I have more class . . . 78 Starbucks Grande Cappuccino's should do it!!! More poke in em I tell ya!!
Old 29 October 2007, 09:39 AM
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youll die poor tho
Old 29 October 2007, 09:52 AM
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You could drink 251.45 cups of Instant Coffee before croaking.
I only drink about half that so I should be fine
Old 29 October 2007, 02:09 PM
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After 197.98 cups of Instant Coffee, you'd be pushing up daisies.
Old 29 October 2007, 02:20 PM
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I dont like the idea of clicking on a "kill me" button

229.44 cups of tea for me
Old 29 October 2007, 02:23 PM
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"After 236.90 cups of Brewed Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies."

Hmm.

Average cup of tea - say, 250ml.
250ml x 236 = 59 000ml, ie 59 litres.
Wikipedia says "A person with healthy kidneys can excrete about 900ml/h (0.24 gal/hr)".

I think the water intoxication would get me way before the caffeine did.
Old 29 October 2007, 07:57 PM
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gotta love the disclaimer

This tool is intended as humor - and is for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on here should be construed as medical advice or information. Don’t try this at home. If you actually try this and end up dying after only 140 energy drinks instead of 143, it’s not our fault
Old 29 October 2007, 09:19 PM
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There must be some right bloaters on here! Im 6' 3" and I weigh 220lbs and I only need 188 Red Bulls to finish me off!
Old 29 October 2007, 09:35 PM
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Crikey, it would take less tea to kill me than Coke.


Better lay off the Rosy-Lee
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