Another Tuesday Joke
05 December 2006, 02:48 PM
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Another Tuesday Joke
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waitress brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waitress over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waitress, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so solly," says the waitress, "I bring you Peeking Duck."
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waitress brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waitress over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waitress, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so solly," says the waitress, "I bring you Peeking Duck."
05 December 2006, 02:52 PM
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You've posted this on purpose to wind a certain someone up havent you? If not then I think your the only person in the world thats never heard this joke before 
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