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16 February 2006, 01:32 PM
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Post your revenge ideas here!!!!
If you have ever wanted to get your own back on someone who has shafted you in the past...... look no further than this thread!
A good one that I have yet to do is tip a bag of quicksetting concrete post mix down someones sewer drain cover...............
......... the resulting solid lump of concrete will block the waste water causing it to back up and overflow the toilet and cost a fortune to have the entire system dug out and replaced!
Evil I know, but as I said, I've not done it.............. Yet! Lol
A good one that I have yet to do is tip a bag of quicksetting concrete post mix down someones sewer drain cover...............
......... the resulting solid lump of concrete will block the waste water causing it to back up and overflow the toilet and cost a fortune to have the entire system dug out and replaced!
Evil I know, but as I said, I've not done it.............. Yet! Lol
16 February 2006, 01:51 PM
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Bin ex's passport,car service history and log book,,reply "candidly" to all her mail..lastly leave motorcycle high security lock on the garage door so 2 years later she cant open it.......Oh, spray walls with chain lube and spray on grease so if she does use it and leans up against the wall.......itll be messy
Concrete idea noted....
Concrete idea noted....
16 February 2006, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ricardo_wrx
If you have ever wanted to get your own back on someone who has shafted you in the past...... look no further than this thread!
A good one that I have yet to do is tip a bag of quicksetting concrete post mix down someones sewer drain cover...............
......... the resulting solid lump of concrete will block the waste water causing it to back up and overflow the toilet and cost a fortune to have the entire system dug out and replaced!
Evil I know, but as I said, I've not done it.............. Yet! Lol
A good one that I have yet to do is tip a bag of quicksetting concrete post mix down someones sewer drain cover...............
......... the resulting solid lump of concrete will block the waste water causing it to back up and overflow the toilet and cost a fortune to have the entire system dug out and replaced!
Evil I know, but as I said, I've not done it.............. Yet! Lol
16 February 2006, 02:15 PM
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Used to work at Sainbury ages ago, manager was a tosser, he came out in the morning (after night shift) to find his car completely covered in grass,dog ****e, rubbish........its handy when you know someone in the council !, you couldnt even see any part of his car, just the biggest pile of grass you have ever seen !........dont know how that got there...
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16 February 2006, 02:39 PM
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Some good ones there.
When I left Glaxo after working their following Uni, the lads did their standard trick which I have never done but was wondeful, Grab your car keys when you are not looking, open the bonnet and lay 4 kippers on the manifold. That's it.
Driving home I smell some fishy smell but the windows are open so it must be outside. Keep going, and man, that's getting strong. Then, quickly forgotten when the smoke comes out of my bonnet - **** the cars on fire, pull over, what's going on. Lift bonnet to be confronted by a fair bit of smoke and 4 boiling kippers nicely cooking on the car.
1 - The smell lasted for weeks no matter what you did
2 - Had to take the car into the country to let the buggers burn off
But to this day I still smile as it was simple, class and very very effective. Quality!
When I left Glaxo after working their following Uni, the lads did their standard trick which I have never done but was wondeful, Grab your car keys when you are not looking, open the bonnet and lay 4 kippers on the manifold. That's it.
Driving home I smell some fishy smell but the windows are open so it must be outside. Keep going, and man, that's getting strong. Then, quickly forgotten when the smoke comes out of my bonnet - **** the cars on fire, pull over, what's going on. Lift bonnet to be confronted by a fair bit of smoke and 4 boiling kippers nicely cooking on the car.
1 - The smell lasted for weeks no matter what you did
2 - Had to take the car into the country to let the buggers burn off
But to this day I still smile as it was simple, class and very very effective. Quality!
16 February 2006, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by alloy
Brake fluid on body work 
Bags of cement in general
Bags of cement in general
Kippers sewn in the linnings of a curtain are also good..or chucked down the back of the hot water tank....
16 February 2006, 02:48 PM
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was'nt nitromorse then?
Originally Posted by brybusa
Seriously, when ive tried the brake fluid ,no matter what the warnings and its somewhat "hardcore" reputation for paint stripping, it has never ever removed paint ....
Kippers sewn in the linnings of a curtain are also good..or chucked down the back of the hot water tank....
Kippers sewn in the linnings of a curtain are also good..or chucked down the back of the hot water tank....
16 February 2006, 02:49 PM
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bit specific this - but if you know they are heading to the states tipp off the Border Protection TSA folks at the annon website/phone line that 'mr x' is coming on the 4th and has no intention of leaving.
6 hour interview later....revenge is a dish best served by big angry agents with guns.
same with d.e.a but that can really **** up you life and would be a flag on your passport record for some time to come!
6 hour interview later....revenge is a dish best served by big angry agents with guns.
same with d.e.a but that can really **** up you life and would be a flag on your passport record for some time to come!
16 February 2006, 03:23 PM
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Get a load of mates together and "taking" him away to the woods, stripping him naked and tie him to a tree in the middle of nowhere for a couple of days and nights does the trick also, esp if you put cigs out on his feet first so standing is painfull.
16 February 2006, 03:46 PM
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Car.
Potato Up the exhaust Pipe so the car wont start,
Constantly advertise their car in the free paper.
Duplicate their number plate on a hire car and drive fast through all the local speed cameras.
Superglue their door locks.
House,
Light a paper bag of dogcrap outside their door and ring the bell. – Watch them stamp the flames out.
Buy the same cordless doorbell and ring it everytime you drive by.
My favourite
Get their phone numbers.
Go to a business card machine and print out
Any Distance up to 30miles Minibus hire. Fixed fee of £5.00. 24hrs service
Then stick it by the phone of all the local pub/club/public phone every time you pass by.
They will soon get bored of pissed up peeps booking a taxi at all hours.
Potato Up the exhaust Pipe so the car wont start,
Constantly advertise their car in the free paper.
Duplicate their number plate on a hire car and drive fast through all the local speed cameras.
Superglue their door locks.
House,
Light a paper bag of dogcrap outside their door and ring the bell. – Watch them stamp the flames out.
Buy the same cordless doorbell and ring it everytime you drive by.
My favourite
Get their phone numbers.
Go to a business card machine and print out
Any Distance up to 30miles Minibus hire. Fixed fee of £5.00. 24hrs service
Then stick it by the phone of all the local pub/club/public phone every time you pass by.
They will soon get bored of pissed up peeps booking a taxi at all hours.
16 February 2006, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaolin
And half a ton of horse ****e delivered onto someones drive does the trick.
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16 February 2006, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Hol
Car.
Potato Up the exhaust Pipe so the car wont start,
Potato Up the exhaust Pipe so the car wont start,