need some witty lines for a 40th birthday card
22 September 2005, 10:46 AM
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need some witty lines for a 40th birthday card
Hoping some of scoobynet's better linguists may have something?
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22 September 2005, 11:00 AM
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With Age comes Wisdom.
Unfortunately it also brings something else.
Get on with some work Fat ****.
You may need to work the last line dependant on your HR Policies
Unfortunately it also brings something else.
Get on with some work Fat ****.
You may need to work the last line dependant on your HR Policies
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22 September 2005, 11:13 AM
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Allegedly all the fun starts when you hit 40, so hows about me & you leave work, head to a dirty hotel & get down & jiggy with it 
Though this might not be allowed dependant on your HR Policies
Though this might not be allowed dependant on your HR Policies
22 September 2005, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Could give you some great lines but I'm not going to. I reckon you need the practice yourself.
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22 September 2005, 11:23 AM
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Forty isn't old, if you're a tree
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
22 September 2005, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Could give you some great lines but I'm not going to. I reckon you need the practice yourself.
22 September 2005, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
Ironically, that would work as a "line" in this particular case
22 September 2005, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
(Not) glad to be of service. Seeing as she's 40 she's probably desperate as well as wrinkly, who knows she might put out if your lucks in.
She's pretty fit (in all senses), single,and you never know, might be up for it.
From the rather desparate attempts you are making to be perceived as "taking no prisoners" and a bit "hard" on here it is clear that a good ******** might release some of that pent up tension and stress.
Unless you swing the other way of course and are just in denial..LOL...
22 September 2005, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
I tell you what, mate, seeing as I am happily married, I'll pass on your picture and email address (I'm sure Lynne will have kept a note of it).
She's pretty fit (in all senses), single,and you never know, might be up for it.
From the rather desparate attempts you are making to be perceived as "taking no prisoners" and a bit "hard" on here it is clear that a good ******** might release some of that pent up tension and stress.
Unless you swing the other way of course and are just in denial..LOL...
She's pretty fit (in all senses), single,and you never know, might be up for it.
From the rather desparate attempts you are making to be perceived as "taking no prisoners" and a bit "hard" on here it is clear that a good ******** might release some of that pent up tension and stress.
Unless you swing the other way of course and are just in denial..LOL...
22 September 2005, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
You're in a minority of one then.
22 September 2005, 12:24 PM
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How about:
"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm not a plucking pheasant.... that's why I got you this card and not a ******* present!"
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Or: Life begins at 40, love Swanky xxx
"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm not a plucking pheasant.... that's why I got you this card and not a ******* present!"
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Or: Life begins at 40, love Swanky xxx
22 September 2005, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Well Doblo the picture isn't me and I don't 'do' grandmas so I'll pass on the offer. Funny you think I'm trying to be 'hard', I thought I was just being funny...........
Irritating maybe, certainly desparate for attention, but funny ... definitely not!
22 September 2005, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by P1-Brad
You ... funny??? Now that's gotta be a joke!
Irritating maybe, certainly desparate for attention, but funny ... definitely not!
Irritating maybe, certainly desparate for attention, but funny ... definitely not!
Jokes are funny, you claimed that my statement was a joke. Ergo you just contradicted yourself moron.
22 September 2005, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
'Desperate'
Jokes are funny, you claimed that my statement was a joke. Ergo you just contradicted yourself moron.
Jokes are funny, you claimed that my statement was a joke. Ergo you just contradicted yourself moron.
And there's only one moron on this thread and i'm sure if we held a poll it would prove conclusively that it's you!