Big Brother - Female Masturbating on the Lawn!!
02 August 2005, 10:51 PM
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Big Brother - Female Masturbating on the Lawn!!
WTF is going on??????????????????????
Thats NOT nice, its NOT clever ......... and what about the innocent wine bottle??
Pete
Thats NOT nice, its NOT clever ......... and what about the innocent wine bottle??
Pete
Did she sniff it afterwards 
02 August 2005, 10:56 PM
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Was just to put this topic on! What a rough dog, frigging with a cheap wine bottle. I'm no innocent, but that was terrible, proper slag, bring back Oral 
02 August 2005, 11:00 PM
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Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?
Note the technical terminology there
Note the technical terminology there
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02 August 2005, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
ive heard of it happening i think 
Remember and cork it first ladies if you must try this!
02 August 2005, 11:15 PM
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When I was young I caught my granny in the shower.
I asked what the dark hairy triangle was ...... thats my ***** she said.
"It must be dead", I replied .......
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"all its guts are hanging out"
.......... sorry, Chubby Brown joke that!!
Pete
I asked what the dark hairy triangle was ...... thats my ***** she said.
"It must be dead", I replied .......
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"all its guts are hanging out"
.......... sorry, Chubby Brown joke that!! Pete
02 August 2005, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?
Note the technical terminology there
Note the technical terminology there
02 August 2005, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
It's been reported to cause a vacum, although I think the bottle would need to be inserted and removed at speed to cause such injury
02 August 2005, 11:35 PM
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02 August 2005, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by talizman
Apparently, the in-and-out motion is sufficient to cause the air to expel, causing said vacuum. I think the audible warning device of the foregoing is called f*nny farts!
02 August 2005, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
hahahaaahaaaaa bwahaaaahaaaa... probably the most funny of all human excreted sounds
02 August 2005, 11:53 PM
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have posted this in moopets.. but if you think Kinga is minging.. try this.. *heave*
Boys treat this as a warning.. you never know where it's been...
a friend of a friend of a friend was getting remarried and was having the obligatory stag do..
the stripper duly arrived and got down to business... her 'party piece' was to come in brandishing a chubba chup, which she stuck in her foof...
the stags job was to pull the lolly out with his teeth.. which he got down to do.. but when he did.....
.... bearing it mind it was a chubba-chup which is essentially a boiled sweet on a stick..
.....all the came out was the stick!!
Her foof was sooo rancid the lolly had melted...
*heave*
Boys treat this as a warning.. you never know where it's been...
a friend of a friend of a friend was getting remarried and was having the obligatory stag do..
the stripper duly arrived and got down to business... her 'party piece' was to come in brandishing a chubba chup, which she stuck in her foof...
the stags job was to pull the lolly out with his teeth.. which he got down to do.. but when he did.....
.... bearing it mind it was a chubba-chup which is essentially a boiled sweet on a stick..
.....all the came out was the stick!!
Her foof was sooo rancid the lolly had melted...
*heave*
