Whats the funniest thing ever filmed?
22 June 2005, 03:42 PM
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Whats the funniest thing ever filmed?
Ladies and germs, your vote counts!
Film or telly, it dont matter, we'll have no celluloideism here thanks matey!
I'm going for a tie between Chunk doing the Truffle Shuffle and Richie and Eddie beating the Gasman to death with a frying pan.
"What are we going to do??"
"About 25 years I reckon!"
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Film or telly, it dont matter, we'll have no celluloideism here thanks matey!
I'm going for a tie between Chunk doing the Truffle Shuffle and Richie and Eddie beating the Gasman to death with a frying pan.
"What are we going to do??"
"About 25 years I reckon!"
astraboy.
22 June 2005, 04:01 PM
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My favourite Bottom sketch is:
R: Hey, that's it. What about Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
E: [Confused] We haven't got a donkey.
R: Well... er.. pin the tail on the chicken?
E: We haven't got a tail.
R: Pin the sausage on the chicken.
E: We haven't got a chicken.
R: [Getting annoyed] Pin the sausage on the fridge
E: Or a pin.
R: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
E: We haven't GOT a sausage!
R: [Very annoyed] PUT a bit of SELLOTAPE on the FRIDGE! [Pause]
E: It's not much of a game, is it?
R: Hey, that's it. What about Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
E: [Confused] We haven't got a donkey.
R: Well... er.. pin the tail on the chicken?
E: We haven't got a tail.
R: Pin the sausage on the chicken.
E: We haven't got a chicken.
R: [Getting annoyed] Pin the sausage on the fridge
E: Or a pin.
R: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
E: We haven't GOT a sausage!
R: [Very annoyed] PUT a bit of SELLOTAPE on the FRIDGE! [Pause]
E: It's not much of a game, is it?
22 June 2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Del Boy falling through the open hatch in the bar is pure class. "play it cool Trig"
Also, in Young Frankenstein, Marty Feldman as Igor - "Walk this way" ROFL everytime!
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22 June 2005, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosty The Snowman
Although I accept that the Truffle Shuffle is pure class I have to go with MP The Life of Brian.
JEHOVAH, JEHOVAH, JEHOVAH
JEHOVAH, JEHOVAH, JEHOVAH
22 June 2005, 04:28 PM
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from "10" -
1. when dud is hiding in the flowers spying on bo derek's wedding in the church and gets stung on the nose by a wasp.
2. when dud tries to order - then drink - a cup of coffee after having had several teeth removed by bo derek's dentist while trying to get her address from him.
3. when dud then gets home, tries to call sam (julie andrews) while still under local anaesthetic for his mouth and ultimately ends up being arrested in his own house.
4. the flatulent housekeeper mrs kissle, the singing vicar, dud and the frightened dog. "when mrs kissle breaks wind, we beat the dog."
5. knocking himself over the fence with the telescope and down the hill while desperately trying to climb back up to answer the ringing telephone.
priceless slapstick.
1. when dud is hiding in the flowers spying on bo derek's wedding in the church and gets stung on the nose by a wasp.
2. when dud tries to order - then drink - a cup of coffee after having had several teeth removed by bo derek's dentist while trying to get her address from him.
3. when dud then gets home, tries to call sam (julie andrews) while still under local anaesthetic for his mouth and ultimately ends up being arrested in his own house.
4. the flatulent housekeeper mrs kissle, the singing vicar, dud and the frightened dog. "when mrs kissle breaks wind, we beat the dog."
5. knocking himself over the fence with the telescope and down the hill while desperately trying to climb back up to answer the ringing telephone.
priceless slapstick.
22 June 2005, 04:30 PM
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My favourite Bottom sketch is:
R: Hey, that's it. What about Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
E: [Confused] We haven't got a donkey.
R: Well... er.. pin the tail on the chicken?
E: We haven't got a tail.
R: Pin the sausage on the chicken.
E: We haven't got a chicken.
R: [Getting annoyed] Pin the sausage on the fridge
E: Or a pin.
R: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
E: We haven't GOT a sausage!
R: [Very annoyed] PUT a bit of SELLOTAPE on the FRIDGE! [Pause]
E: It's not much of a game, is it?
R: Hey, that's it. What about Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
E: [Confused] We haven't got a donkey.
R: Well... er.. pin the tail on the chicken?
E: We haven't got a tail.
R: Pin the sausage on the chicken.
E: We haven't got a chicken.
R: [Getting annoyed] Pin the sausage on the fridge
E: Or a pin.
R: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
E: We haven't GOT a sausage!
R: [Very annoyed] PUT a bit of SELLOTAPE on the FRIDGE! [Pause]
E: It's not much of a game, is it?
22 June 2005, 04:45 PM
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The "Taranshula" scene from Red Dwarf or the whole "sdrawkcab" episode.
Jehovah is another - "Good Shot!" - can't really miss with 7ft long rock can you though? but I think my fave has to be "How shall we f**k off oh lord?"
Anything to do with Eddie Murphy as Grandma is the Nutty Professor films. FPMSL C'mon Cleatus, C'mon! I'll stick this knife up the crack of your ***!
Jehovah is another - "Good Shot!" - can't really miss with 7ft long rock can you though? but I think my fave has to be "How shall we f**k off oh lord?"
Anything to do with Eddie Murphy as Grandma is the Nutty Professor films. FPMSL
C'mon Cleatus, C'mon! I'll stick this knife up the crack of your ***!
22 June 2005, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by astraboy
Richie and Eddie beating the Gasman to death with a frying pan.
"What are we going to do??"
"About 25 years I reckon!"
astraboy.
"What are we going to do??"
"About 25 years I reckon!"
astraboy.
22 June 2005, 05:31 PM
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Pick any moment from the Naked Gun: Possibly the bit where Leslie Nielson forgets to return the radio mic at a live conference before going to the toilet. 
Or the bit where he's talking about preferable ways to die in front of the grieving wife of a policeman in critical condition having been shot in the line of duty. I was in tears.
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Or the bit where he's talking about preferable ways to die in front of the grieving wife of a policeman in critical condition having been shot in the line of duty. I was in tears. NS04
22 June 2005, 06:11 PM
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OF&H - the batman sketch
Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em.... lots.
One Foot In The Grave - The doorman sketch where he removes the toff's toupe and walks off. Or the "You're house has been demolished" line after Victor had been held up at Customs after declaring "Only the crack in my ar*e".
Monty Python's The Life Of Brian. The "Biggus Dickus" and "Importuna Buttus" sketch.
Blackadder I & II - lots.
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Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em.... lots.
One Foot In The Grave - The doorman sketch where he removes the toff's toupe and walks off. Or the "You're house has been demolished" line after Victor had been held up at Customs after declaring "Only the crack in my ar*e".
Monty Python's The Life Of Brian. The "Biggus Dickus" and "Importuna Buttus" sketch.
Blackadder I & II - lots.
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22 June 2005, 06:18 PM
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Well, not a movie but you do say anything filmed. For me has to be when Ronald Reagan was making a speech at some event and the next thing u see is a glass come crashing at the back of his head. Then you see the guy who threw it, some crazed hippy just strolling up behind him on the stage before all the security guards grab him.
22 June 2005, 06:41 PM
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The Cat's expression from "sdrawkcab" Classic.
Bacon and the Lads discovering and dealing with the Traffic Warden in Lock Stock
The alternate takes of Ed trying to make Shaun laugh in the pub, with quotes about the older woman (Shaun of the Dead) eg; "ooooooh, big ol' gash!"
Classic.Bacon and the Lads discovering and dealing with the Traffic Warden in Lock Stock
The alternate takes of Ed trying to make Shaun laugh in the pub, with quotes about the older woman (Shaun of the Dead) eg; "ooooooh, big ol' gash!"
22 June 2005, 08:51 PM
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Monty Python: Life of Brian.
"He has a wife you know?" That line and the look on the guards face - every time I see that one sketch I lose it completely
The whole sketch sets it up for me, but that bit... the guy playing the guard deserves and Oscar for look of agony on his face!
"He has a wife you know?" That line and the look on the guards face - every time I see that one sketch I lose it completely
The whole sketch sets it up for me, but that bit... the guy playing the guard deserves and Oscar for look of agony on his face!
22 June 2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
Martin Brundle threatening to punch Schumacher if he did a victory jump on the podium after the US GP was pure comedy!
22 June 2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by vindaloo
Monty Python's The Life Of Brian. The "Biggus Dickus" and "Importuna Buttus" sketch.
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agree tho ... whole film is class except for the spaceship bit
22 June 2005, 10:38 PM
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Fist Full of travellers cheques-
the spitting during the gun fight.
and "You wanta softa toilet paper, you go to hotel gayboy"
the spitting during the gun fight.
and "You wanta softa toilet paper, you go to hotel gayboy"
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LOL and when hes hanging off the train and leaps off like its travelling at great speed and its actually stopped.
"TICKETS?"
"TICKETS?"
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Ok, I've seen some funny stuff referred to but I'm sorry to say the following quote wipes the floor with everything and anything ever filmed on a television camera
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Blackadder to Baldrick " Baldrick get the door "
Baldrick comes back with the door in his hands
B.A. " Baldrick youre fired "
Baldrick " But sire I have been in your family since 1543 "
B.A " Baldrick so has syphillis "
Baldrick comes back with the door in his hands
B.A. " Baldrick youre fired "
Baldrick " But sire I have been in your family since 1543 "
B.A " Baldrick so has syphillis "