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Old 03 April 2004, 09:21 AM
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Question what do you get a vegan for easter

obviously they don't eat "normal" chocolate. is there a special vegan easter egg out there.

cheers

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Old 03 April 2004, 09:48 AM
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Hello

You can get them a new set of ears in case they get bored with their own:



Oh no, hold on that might not be right ....

Steve.

Old 03 April 2004, 10:01 AM
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Old 03 April 2004, 09:21 PM
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Show them how considerate you are by making them a chocolate egg yourself, that way you can select the right chocolate suitable for their diet. Don't forget to stir in thoroughly the half pound of lard or black pudding and bacon rind for extra taste.

They'll love you for it.

T
Old 03 April 2004, 09:44 PM
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Perhaps an appointment with a Psychologist ?
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A Cadbury's one and a slap?
Old 03 April 2004, 10:09 PM
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Bacon sandwich
Old 03 April 2004, 10:13 PM
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Nice one boxst which must mean.......

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Old 03 April 2004, 10:23 PM
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knuckle sandwich
Old 03 April 2004, 10:51 PM
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Get 'em **** all.

The very fact it's called an 'egg' means they won't appreciate it. Give 'em the cash, or do what I'd do - get 'em nothing.

They must be weird and all weak and pasty anyway.........
Old 03 April 2004, 11:06 PM
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Old 03 April 2004, 11:20 PM
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a copy of the new atkins diet, so they can see the benefits of eating nothing but non-vegan food
Old 04 April 2004, 10:34 AM
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Pork Pie!

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Old 04 April 2004, 10:45 AM
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Dark-chocolate egg?

Makes your farts hot tho!
Old 04 April 2004, 11:06 AM
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feckin lefty hippys
Old 04 April 2004, 11:21 AM
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simple! an easter card.


or get a new friend
Old 04 April 2004, 11:45 AM
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feckin lefty hippys
It's good to see that tolerance is alive and well on SN as ever

I say that anyone who eats meat should be capable of killing the thing they're eating themselves, and should be comfortable visiting an abattoir.

Yeah those Vegans are some crazy guys alright! They think it's crazy to drink milk from another species! Crazy to drink something designed for baby cows! Nutters!

Enjoy your Easter Eggs.... www.notmilk.com
Old 04 April 2004, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Butkus
I say that anyone who eats meat should be capable of killing the thing they're eating themselves, and should be comfortable visiting an abattoir.
pass me the gun ****** boy and stand well clear, don't want cow brains on your sandles.
Old 04 April 2004, 03:25 PM
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Butkus, I dont need to kill animals for my tea, people do it for me, grind it up all nice and small so I cant see the less savoury looking bits and then cover it in breadcrumbs.

If I had to kill to eat I would, visit an abbatoir, yeah and your point being, cow gets a bolt through its head and falls down dead in heap, I am glad they do this as eating a live cow is impractical and makes portion control difficult, getting the cow to stand still for the application of breadcrimubs is also tricky.
Old 04 April 2004, 04:06 PM
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Hahahaha Jacko

Ive killed for food before, some guy tried pushing in front of me at the kebab shop so i shot the fcuka!
Old 04 April 2004, 04:09 PM
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Plus picking out the shotgun pellets out my food would be a pain in teh ****

How about just send them a card. And remind them the more religious aspect of easter rather than bunny's humping everywhere and chocolate eggs

BTW I'm not religious, far from it. But this is the supposed to be reason why we have easter holidays.
Old 04 April 2004, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Perhaps an appointment with a Psychologist ?
lol! and a dietician!
Old 04 April 2004, 11:03 PM
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My mates young lad is allergic to all dairy products. He managed to find some non-dairy chocolate in a health food shop. I think it was Holland & Barrett.
Old 05 April 2004, 12:02 AM
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We had a vegan work with us - a complete pain in the ****. Many restaurants cover veggies now (or just about) but few have a clue about vegans. It was always too much trouble - topped off with her ranting that vegans are not looked after in this country. I used to smile and get stuck into my steak as quickly as possible. Putting pork pies in the fridge next to her things was always one to cause an instant outburst! :-)

She used to have vegan sweets and buscuits - not nice, not nice at all. I think they were all imported.
Old 05 April 2004, 08:49 AM
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Green and Black's Easter Eggs are vegan-not all of them though. But they don't taste as nice
Old 05 April 2004, 10:43 AM
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I'd quite happily visit an abbatoir me, always been curious!!

Vegans aint natural - they always look like ghosts.
Old 05 April 2004, 12:38 PM
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Get her the vibrating "love eggs" - if she doesn't want to eat them, she can go **** herself.
Old 05 April 2004, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by lmsbman
My mates young lad is allergic to all dairy products. He managed to find some non-dairy chocolate in a health food shop. I think it was Holland & Barrett.
Holland and Barratt always used to do dairy free eggs (when I had a Saturday job there in 89/90).
I would expect they still do.
They have a store in most large towns, so go shopping.
Old 05 April 2004, 01:59 PM
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My sister's a vegan and believe me she ain't pasty and weak ( and a kickboxer par excellence to boot!).

There are many shops these days that cater for vegans and you can get vegan chocolate.

FYI - dark chocolate can be eaten by vegans as it contains no animal products whatsoever.

Rgds
Phil


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