The miracle of toilet paper...
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The miracle of toilet paper...
Sorry if this is SIAL but it's new to me.....
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a
period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a
period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man!
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11 September 2015 08:45 PM