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Old 14 October 2003, 03:50 PM
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need to buy for a homo bloke, any suggestions. I don't want to get something that might offend as in something I'd normally buy for a girl

any suggestions or do you just treat the person as a normal person and buy whatever??

this is not a windup posting by the way
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:52 PM
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Oh dear.
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:52 PM
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handbag?

only kidding, whats he into? football? cars? if all else fails how about booze?
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:54 PM
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I don't know him well enough to really know, he's the brother of the missus
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:56 PM
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if we was supposed to treat him like a normal bloke or something why bother posting hes a homo????

sounds more like a wind up to me

CD's cant go wrong with them. sure he'll appriciate a blue CD...lol
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:56 PM
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I was thinking maybe some skin care type stuff, moisturiser etc
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Jye, where do they come from, eh?
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Old 14 October 2003, 03:57 PM
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well at the end of the day you want to buy a present that the person will actually want, if he was a normal bloke I'd go for a calendar with topless birds on it for example
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Why don't you speak to someone who knows him, they'll know what he likes. Not sure what his sexuality has to do with anything though. They're not all camp effeminate types you know who want body products. And there are many straight blokes who DO like body products.

Topless birds calendar is obviously not what he wants, you wouldn't give a girl one either. You wouldn't give your straight mates a gay blokes calendar either. But this is all obvious though.



[Edited by Dracoro - 10/14/2003 4:02:47 PM]
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:00 PM
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Wish I knew Tel, then I could avoid the place
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:02 PM
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What's his boyfriend buying him? Maybe he'll have some ideas.

How about bite proof pillows?
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:04 PM
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am getting flash backs to Gareth from "The Office"



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Old 14 October 2003, 04:04 PM
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heck there's some touchy types here aren't there? if I said I need to buy a present for a girl what should I get there'd be no reaction like this

what's the problem? I need to buy a gay guy a present but don't know what to buy, I can be boring and buy a bottle of booze but I'd sooner buy something original. also gotta spend Christmas day with him so don't want to offend obviously
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:06 PM
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aftershave?

or failing that go to the gadget shop and buy any fun looking plastic **** item they have

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Messiah as I understand it he's single at the moment
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:06 PM
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Check for a similar thread from Carpet Cleaner....... That ought to help
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:07 PM
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would u say u gotta buy a straight guy something...No u wouldnt so why didnt u just say I need to buy a guy something?
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:07 PM
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how many times do I have to say? I am not a capet cleaner
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:07 PM
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Buy him a nice new ring.
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:08 PM
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Buy him a tin of tuna.
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:10 PM
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Buy him a tin of tuna

??is this kinky then?
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:11 PM
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are you sure your not Gareth from the office?

"My dad, for example, he's not as cosmopolitan or as educated as me and it can be embarrasing you know. He doesn't understand all the new trendy words - like he'll say 'poofs' instead of 'gays', 'birds' instead of 'women', 'darkies' instead of 'coloureds'."

Quote taken from the BBC series "The Office"


LOL
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:13 PM
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I need to see the office, sounds a laugh
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:13 PM
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I'm sorry HD, but no-one on here can resist the gags - especially when a homo is concerned...

Didn't you know Non Scooby Related is actually Muppet Show 2?

Why don't you just ask him if there's anything he'd like? Maybe he'll give you a choice of a few things so there'll still be an element of surprise. Will the wife not know of anything?
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:15 PM
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he's only just come out apparently well a year or so, keeps himself to himself so no one really knows

he's not especially effiminate although thinking about it he has certain mannerisms. oh I don't ****ing know , i'll leave it up to the missus
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:48 PM
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deleted due to political incorrectness

sorry !!!

[Edited by lightning101 - 10/14/2003 4:50:01 PM]
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:52 PM
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not this one though LOL - well u can buy rampant rabbits' for your wife.

http://www.sexshoptoys.com/gay.htm
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Old 14 October 2003, 04:53 PM
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Get him a nice jumper and a vibrator.

If he doesn't like the jumper he can go and **** himself
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Old 14 October 2003, 08:38 PM
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If he likes it "Dark and strong" what about "Camp coffee"
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Surprise them all...

DONT BUY ANY F@CKER ANYTHING

Jza

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