GeorgeM

well & truly stuffed

customdanioc

LMFAO Couldnt happen to a nicer team

Did you see the cockroach crawl outta old purple snouts pants and up his jacket while he was being interviewed

And topped off by a bet on Messi to be a scorer and Barca to win

yellowvanman

OK The better team won tonight.

I guess winning 4 trophies in a season would be greedy.

George and Dan - What the Fuck have your teams won this season?
Fuck All, sad that you can only celibate another teams loss

I'm obviously a bit fed up at present, but I have always supported the English, indeed British club in Europe, even going back to the time our arch rivals were actually winning things.

essexboy30

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ahhh.... i still love you buddy!

GeorgeM

nothing personal mate, just makes a change....

TBH I am fed up with the lot of them. We seem to
think that British teams have a right to win everything.
They all get paid too much for what they do.
I make no secret of liking to see Spurs do ok, my
family came from Edmonton (long time ago!!)
BUT, if they kept winning I would get fed up too.

I don't go to see them & refuse to buy or wear
their shirt- again on principle! (too much money)

I do however go to see Colchester when I can,
they still seem to have some wage principles.

Same would apply to F1, I hope Button does win
this year - but with some competition, someone else
next year would be good though

GeorgeM

Nate

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Milamber

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I know Neil very well and even I'm scared to talk to him tonight

customdanioc

Hmmmm I have a few Man U fans for friends.....and the problem is the majority of them love to give it ..............but really cant take it when the wind up comes back. ..........like the day they won the league my one particular friend was textin me pictures from the ground etc etc...and last night before the game...pictures....."scouse scum not allowed etc etc" but its all taken in good heart...the same as when he text me after the game on , as he put it, the sad long walk to the hotel.....I just told him to make the most of the occassion,but to keep out of trouble !!

Neil dont take it so personal, dont open yourself up for it..........

Last night I got the same response from all but one of my Manc friends




Well the ones that answered and did not hide...........

Roll on new season.............And hey I tell you what we won....Carlos Tevez`s signature on a contract

WRX_Dazza

footie is full of highs and lows and i guess they just cancel themselves out in the long run. - so i dont bother watching it now.

not sure what point that makes, but felt right at the time !

Andy-C

, you're just getting your post count up.

spally

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i'm just happy to have won some wonga on the result

Supercue

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Neil get a grip old son Utd were pants and totally outplayed just the same as when we spanked your legs 4-1. I'll gladly drop a box of Kleenex round if it will help

You cannot dish what you have on the footy front and expect silence when it goes **** up. You and I have a great banter and I wouldnt have it any other way

As for supporting English teams abroad I think this has largely died a death due to so many teams filled with Johnny Foreigner. English teams abroad really were exactly that but this has all changed.

Now roll on next season when we can spank your legs all over again and maybe just maybe you wont get so lucky

yellowvanman

Andy,

as witnessed on here over many years, I give it and I take it, thats all par for the course and not just with football. Of course I did not expect silence, far from it, but I equally would expect banter, not insults.

I do still always support the British teams in Europe, Ok I don't get as upset should they loose, but I still support them. (Only exception was Chelsea last year for obvious reasons). So I don't understand the joy others get when another English team looses.

Next year, maybe you will get lucky, or even have a manager that isn't scared to win. But the table doesn't lie, and dispite your joy at beating us, you still won naff all and regardless of last night we have 3 trophies in the cabinet. So who's legs really got spanked?

customdanioc

Neil what were the direct insults then ??? I thought it was just a general bit of banter for United fans ???

GeorgeM

as can be seen from my post yesterday, -certainly no insults
from me either. I would have said the same if it had been
ANY of the 'TOP' teams.

There had been so much hype about the 'worlds best team'
with the 'worlds best player'. It was just good to see them
humbled. NO team deserves to win all the time. It would
just be boring.

Having said that... the look on Ronaldo's face, and Rio's
bottom lip.........classic

Don't take it personally Neil, pleeeze

GeorgeM

Tiny

Avoiding confrontation Yes that was a classic moment

customdanioc

Doin the rounds on Skysports forums...

Queens song for guess who....

is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught up at man u
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a dipstick, I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little sh*t that i know,
anywhere the cash flows, doesn't really matter to me,
-to me-,
fergy,i just dived agan
you put a gun against my head,
i fell down just like im dead,
fergy the game had just begun,
But now I've gone and fu**ed it all away-
fergy ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time next season
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
i think of madrid all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the sh*t
fergy ooo-
I don't want to dive
I sometimes wish I'd never did dive at all
I see a little fu**ing xxx of a man,
Scaramouch, scaramouch i can do the Fandango-
cheating and diving-very very frightening me-
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo figaro-Magnifico-
But I'm just a rent boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a di*k head from a poor family-
cheating all game for this monstrosity-
im Easy come and ill easy go-, will you let me go-
fu**off! No-, we will not let you go-let me go
fu**off! We will not let you go-let me go
fu**off! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub reddevil666 held a gun to me, to me
to me-
So you think you can touch me and i wont dive
So you think you can kick me and i wont pretend to die-
Oh fergy thay Can't do this to me fergy
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
eny *** can see
fergy dosent matter its real madrid for me



Dan

Milamber

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TomR555

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Brilliant

MadOli

Priceless

Supercue

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Not sure what insults are being made Neil but I did have this text forwarded to me from a United friend in Rome....

Guy walks into a Brothel in Rome and asks the Madam "how much for total humiliation?"
The Madam replies £37.50
Guy says "What do I get for that?"
The Madam answers "A Man Utd shirt"

Dan someone obviously has way too much talent and way too much time on their hands lol.

Lets be honest there was no surprises at the result but well done for making the final

customdanioc

A few more

North West Water last night put their entire region on emergency flood warning after 1 million Scousers began pissing themselves at around 9.45 pm and haven't stopped yet!


- For Sale: 150,000 printed T-shirts (MAN UTD QUINTUPLE CUP WINNERS 2009)
Will make good dusters/oil rags 5p each.
Contact A. Ferguson.....or apply on line at www.over-confident-*******s.com


- Welder required in Salford area - must be able to put roof back onto bus

customdanioc

Q. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug?
A. They're both useless in Europe.
Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Man U team bus?
A. The Man U bus has more ******

Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable ***** to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.

Q: What do you say to a manchester united supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo

customdanioc

Maths made easy with Manchester United

From The Official MUFC Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths for 7-11 year olds. This has been introduced as part of the Government's maths campaign.

1. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21mph and Gary can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.

2. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time will be added on by the referee if Man Utd are losing at home?

3. Ryan is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of
internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.

4. Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest?
(For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)

4a. How many more times have Manchester United won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?

5. Phil Neville has 30 international caps. If you take away the number of appearances when he was the only adult male in England who could just about kick the ball with his left foot, how many are left?

6. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)

6a. Probability. Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Manchester United being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Manchester United would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead?
(Note: Round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds).

8. Alex had a hotel room booked in Glasgow for the Champions League Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?

9. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponents penalty area? (Note: Answers must be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as, 'However much pressure is applied by Ferguson to referees' are accepted.)

10. Alex has won it 1 time, Bob has won it 4. Alex has one, Bob does not. What am talking about? Explain your answer (because nobody else can).

11. Juan is a very lazy boy and often goes missing. Alex is very cross and wants to sells him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?

12. What is the total number of chickens counted before they were hatched by Manchester United and their supporters who thought Real Madrid were a pushover.

customdanioc

Ronaldo got pulled up by the police about his car crash he said the wall wasn't ten yard back enough

Supercue

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Could easily be mistaken for a Gooner though

MadOli

Dan:



What about the other ones you had??

customdanioc

Two friends Rob and Paul were two of the biggest football fans in England.

Their entire adult lives, Rob and Paul discussed football history, and they pored over all the statistics. They went to all of the matches. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was football in heaven.

One summer night, Rob passed away in his sleep after watching a Manchester United victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Paul awoke to the sound of Rob's voice from beyond.

"Rob, is that you?" Paul asked.

"Of course it me," Rob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Paul exclaimed. "So tell me, is there football in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there's football in heaven, Paul."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're playing tomorrow night!"

Supercue

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I thought I would be good