RS500 For Sale on Ebay
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FFS can anyone really be that illiterate? Surely they have to try and write this badly to be this bad. It boils my p1ss that so many people think it is OK to write like this. Absolutely had enough of it!!! 
Originally Posted by Ebay Buffoon
This car is a 2.0 petrol standed 130 now 170bhp thats wiv no re map. 64Miles 55reg on logbook but **** as a 06reg matt black facelift 2010 fully loaded rs500 replica
need some power cant b driving around in a 1.6 or diesel for the looks of a rs ''y wood u'' no power or if u was to drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then your talkin power. Thats what I was thinking...
Y am selling this car is because I just had a baby girl so more am wiv the kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** in this colour, if u no about your cars.. This is not a focus rs its a rs500 yes only 500 make in uk.. like u can c not half a job full job only thing is missing is the real engine.. if u drop your own engine in to this car.. Some who know that there doing... Not a cowboy.. Or if u give this engine a re map u will get next lever power u will get 220bhp then if like more power from this engine will easy give u more 260bhp wiv a good re map....
The car is on a cat C but dont tell that put u off '' y because it still has a looks of a £20,000 an more for all its paper what say the way I look at it if a car drives an sound like the car its still off thats what am talking about.. engine only done 65miles mot to show
for the drive an sound. Really nice No service book full v5 long mot an tax until next year long Time its just gone in for a all service ill have papers to show wen I did it wen view..
if this car wasnt a cat c the startin prices wood start from £7500 an more but wen u know there real people what know what there looking that there will know my prices is a '' far prices its up for ''easy go £5500 for the looks of a £20k car. wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good. Just like a diesel thats how I know this car is nice. no funny sound.. all up to day ..
I know £5k thats cheap for the looks of a real deal an u know to ill get that quick sale
By the way 1more think u will need your own plate so others dont know the reg get away wiv the look of a 10 plate car. Any plate just to cover it up
feel free to ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont waster your own time makin offers over the phone to me....
This car can removed at any time by seller thanks for reading...
wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner
need some power cant b driving around in a 1.6 or diesel for the looks of a rs ''y wood u'' no power or if u was to drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then your talkin power. Thats what I was thinking...
Y am selling this car is because I just had a baby girl so more am wiv the kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** in this colour, if u no about your cars.. This is not a focus rs its a rs500 yes only 500 make in uk.. like u can c not half a job full job only thing is missing is the real engine.. if u drop your own engine in to this car.. Some who know that there doing... Not a cowboy.. Or if u give this engine a re map u will get next lever power u will get 220bhp then if like more power from this engine will easy give u more 260bhp wiv a good re map....
The car is on a cat C but dont tell that put u off '' y because it still has a looks of a £20,000 an more for all its paper what say the way I look at it if a car drives an sound like the car its still off thats what am talking about.. engine only done 65miles mot to show
for the drive an sound. Really nice No service book full v5 long mot an tax until next year long Time its just gone in for a all service ill have papers to show wen I did it wen view..
if this car wasnt a cat c the startin prices wood start from £7500 an more but wen u know there real people what know what there looking that there will know my prices is a '' far prices its up for ''easy go £5500 for the looks of a £20k car. wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good. Just like a diesel thats how I know this car is nice. no funny sound.. all up to day ..
I know £5k thats cheap for the looks of a real deal an u know to ill get that quick sale
By the way 1more think u will need your own plate so others dont know the reg get away wiv the look of a 10 plate car. Any plate just to cover it up
feel free to ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont waster your own time makin offers over the phone to me....
This car can removed at any time by seller thanks for reading...
wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner
Indeed F1.
It's kind of like a literal equivalent of Les Dawson paying the piano 'badly'. In that he had to be an accomplished player in the first place, to allow himself to actually play it like that!
It's GOT to be just laziness on eBay Buffoon's part; as surely he must know the correct way to write 'wiv', '***', et al(?)
Unless he, misguidedly, thinks it's 'cool'.
It's kind of like a literal equivalent of Les Dawson paying the piano 'badly'. In that he had to be an accomplished player in the first place, to allow himself to actually play it like that!
It's GOT to be just laziness on eBay Buffoon's part; as surely he must know the correct way to write 'wiv', '***', et al(?)
Unless he, misguidedly, thinks it's 'cool'.
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Originally Posted by homeboy init
This car is a 2.0 petrol standed 130 now 170bhp thats wiv no re map. 64Miles 55reg on logbook but **** as a 06reg matt black facelift 2010 fully loaded rs500 replica
need some power cant b driving around in a 1.6 or diesel for the looks of a rs ''y wood u'' no power or if u was to drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then your talkin power. Thats what I was thinking...
Y am selling this car is because I just had a baby girl so more am wiv the kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** in this colour, if u no about your cars.. This is not a focus rs its a rs500 yes only 500 make in uk.. like u can c not half a job full job only thing is missing is the real engine.. if u drop your own engine in to this car.. Some who know that there doing... Not a cowboy.. Or if u give this engine a re map u will get next lever power u will get 220bhp then if like more power from this engine will easy give u more 260bhp wiv a good re map....
The car is on a cat C but dont tell that put u off '' y because it still has a looks of a £20,000 an more for all its paper what say the way I look at it if a car drives an sound like the car its still off thats what am talking about.. engine only done 65miles mot to show
for the drive an sound. Really nice No service book full v5 long mot an tax until next year long Time its just gone in for a all service ill have papers to show wen I did it wen view..
if this car wasnt a cat c the startin prices wood start from £7500 an more but wen u know there real people what know what there looking that there will know my prices is a '' far prices its up for ''easy go £5500 for the looks of a £20k car. wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good. Just like a diesel thats how I know this car is nice. no funny sound.. all up to day ..
I know £5k thats cheap for the looks of a real deal an u know to ill get that quick sale
By the way 1more think u will need your own plate so others dont know the reg get away wiv the look of a 10 plate car. Any plate just to cover it up
feel free to ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont waster your own time makin offers over the phone to me....
This car can removed at any time by seller thanks for reading...
wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner:
need some power cant b driving around in a 1.6 or diesel for the looks of a rs ''y wood u'' no power or if u was to drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then your talkin power. Thats what I was thinking...
Y am selling this car is because I just had a baby girl so more am wiv the kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** in this colour, if u no about your cars.. This is not a focus rs its a rs500 yes only 500 make in uk.. like u can c not half a job full job only thing is missing is the real engine.. if u drop your own engine in to this car.. Some who know that there doing... Not a cowboy.. Or if u give this engine a re map u will get next lever power u will get 220bhp then if like more power from this engine will easy give u more 260bhp wiv a good re map....
The car is on a cat C but dont tell that put u off '' y because it still has a looks of a £20,000 an more for all its paper what say the way I look at it if a car drives an sound like the car its still off thats what am talking about.. engine only done 65miles mot to show
for the drive an sound. Really nice No service book full v5 long mot an tax until next year long Time its just gone in for a all service ill have papers to show wen I did it wen view..
if this car wasnt a cat c the startin prices wood start from £7500 an more but wen u know there real people what know what there looking that there will know my prices is a '' far prices its up for ''easy go £5500 for the looks of a £20k car. wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good. Just like a diesel thats how I know this car is nice. no funny sound.. all up to day ..
I know £5k thats cheap for the looks of a real deal an u know to ill get that quick sale
By the way 1more think u will need your own plate so others dont know the reg get away wiv the look of a 10 plate car. Any plate just to cover it up
feel free to ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont waster your own time makin offers over the phone to me....
This car can removed at any time by seller thanks for reading...
wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner:
Put that into http://www.gizoogle.net/ translate came back as
Originally Posted by bro
This hoopty be a 2.0 petrol standed 130 now 170bhp thats wiv no re map. 64Milez 55reg on logbook but **** as a 06reg matt black facelift 2010 straight-up loaded rs500 replica
need some juice cant b rollin round up in a 1.6 or diesel fo' tha lookz of a rs ''y wood u'' no juice or if u was ta drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then yo' talkin juice n' ****. Thats what tha **** I was thinking...
Y be pushin dis hoopty is cuz I just had a funky-*** baby hoe so mo' be wiv tha kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** up in dis colour, if u no bout yo' cars.. This aint a gangbangin' focus rs its a rs500 yeaaaa only 500 make up in uk.. like u can c not half a thang full thang only thang is missin is tha real engine.. if u drop yo' own engine up in ta dis car.. Right back up in yo *********in ***. Some whoz *** know dat there bustin... Not a cold-*** lil cowboy.. Or if u give dis engine a re map u will git next lever juice u will git 220bhp then if like mo' juice from dis engine will easy as **** give u mo' 260bhp wiv a phat re map....
Da hoopty is on a cold-*** lil pussaaaaay C but dont tell dat put u off '' y cuz it still has a lookz of a £20,000 a mo' fo' all its paper what tha **** say tha way I peep it if a cold-*** lil hoopty drives a sound like tha hoopty its still off thats what tha **** be rappin' about.. engine only done 65milez mot ta show
for tha drive a sound. Y'all KNOW dat ****, *********a! Straight-Up sick No steez book full v5 long mot a tax until next year long Time its just gone up in fo' a all steez ill have papers ta show wen I done did it wen view..
if dis hoopty wasnt a cold-*** lil pussaaaaay c tha startin prices wood start from £7500 a mo' but wen u know there real playas what tha **** know what tha **** there lookin dat there will know mah prices be a '' far prices its up fo' ''easy go £5500 fo' tha lookz of a £20k car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. wen tha feul runnin up I drop £30 it git all up in half a funky-*** bar thats straight-up good. Y'all KNOW dat ****, *********a! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Just like a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diesel thats how tha **** I know dis hoopty is sick. no funky sound.. all up ta dizzle ..
I know £5k thats skanky fo' tha lookz of a real deal a u know ta ill git dat quick sale
By tha way 1more be thinkin u will need yo' own plate so others dont know tha reg git away wiv tha look of a 10 plate hoopty fo' realz. Any plate just ta cover it up
feel free ta ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont wasta yo' own time makin offers over tha beeper ta mah dirty ***....
This hoopty can removed at any time by sella props fo' reading...
wen its drizzlin dat daytime up in go black colour a on a no drizzlin dizzle matt black looks evil real head truner
need some juice cant b rollin round up in a 1.6 or diesel fo' tha lookz of a rs ''y wood u'' no juice or if u was ta drop a supercharger on a 2.0 then yo' talkin juice n' ****. Thats what tha **** I was thinking...
Y be pushin dis hoopty is cuz I just had a funky-*** baby hoe so mo' be wiv tha kid...
rear colour rs500 there only *** up in dis colour, if u no bout yo' cars.. This aint a gangbangin' focus rs its a rs500 yeaaaa only 500 make up in uk.. like u can c not half a thang full thang only thang is missin is tha real engine.. if u drop yo' own engine up in ta dis car.. Right back up in yo *********in ***. Some whoz *** know dat there bustin... Not a cold-*** lil cowboy.. Or if u give dis engine a re map u will git next lever juice u will git 220bhp then if like mo' juice from dis engine will easy as **** give u mo' 260bhp wiv a phat re map....
Da hoopty is on a cold-*** lil pussaaaaay C but dont tell dat put u off '' y cuz it still has a lookz of a £20,000 a mo' fo' all its paper what tha **** say tha way I peep it if a cold-*** lil hoopty drives a sound like tha hoopty its still off thats what tha **** be rappin' about.. engine only done 65milez mot ta show
for tha drive a sound. Y'all KNOW dat ****, *********a! Straight-Up sick No steez book full v5 long mot a tax until next year long Time its just gone up in fo' a all steez ill have papers ta show wen I done did it wen view..
if dis hoopty wasnt a cold-*** lil pussaaaaay c tha startin prices wood start from £7500 a mo' but wen u know there real playas what tha **** know what tha **** there lookin dat there will know mah prices be a '' far prices its up fo' ''easy go £5500 fo' tha lookz of a £20k car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. wen tha feul runnin up I drop £30 it git all up in half a funky-*** bar thats straight-up good. Y'all KNOW dat ****, *********a! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Just like a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diesel thats how tha **** I know dis hoopty is sick. no funky sound.. all up ta dizzle ..
I know £5k thats skanky fo' tha lookz of a real deal a u know ta ill git dat quick sale
By tha way 1more be thinkin u will need yo' own plate so others dont know tha reg git away wiv tha look of a 10 plate hoopty fo' realz. Any plate just ta cover it up
feel free ta ask
079 555 85 25 0 Malik
dont wasta yo' own time makin offers over tha beeper ta mah dirty ***....
This hoopty can removed at any time by sella props fo' reading...
wen its drizzlin dat daytime up in go black colour a on a no drizzlin dizzle matt black looks evil real head truner
Last edited by DemonDave; Dec 2, 2013 at 06:42 PM.
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The worst part is that he's breeding, god only knows what the child will grow to be like with that illiterate w****r as a father!
do wonder if they make those sick brembos in Subaru fitment though?
just pissed myself DemonDave, hell of a translation!
do wonder if they make those sick brembos in Subaru fitment though?
just pissed myself DemonDave, hell of a translation!
