Yep, you guessed it......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320895025401?redirect=mobile

Another eBay beaut !!!!!

 

Thought my punctuation was bad but that is a joke ... Init ..lol great add !

 

Just got eye strain from that, lovely unabused scoob, NOT.

 

Bright yellow text ouch. Had to highlight it to read.

 

chav POS

 

Illiterate chunt.

 

Somebody should go to view it on the next hot day and get them to demonstrate how well it pulls with the boost turned up after sitting in traffic for a bit! .....

big badda booooom!

 

well i could of saved some money if had known all i needed was a manual boost controller to get 350bhp

 

Yeah, theyre great for getting more power .... for a fraction of a second .... then they dont work out so cheap!

 

LENAS MOTORS
Flat 2

Oh Dear, Dealer my ar$e

Thousands spent sorry... THAUSANDS... wasnt he on east enders years ago... owight me ol tweakle, spent thausands on er, wuns like a dweam

oh just to help prospective buyers out, highlight the whole text... goes a nice blue colour so can be easily read

 

4 inch pip!

 

owww 2000 posts

 

Aww, bless.

 

I couldn't resist....

"Dear fasttalkinglena,

Hi there, very interested in the car but just have a couple of questions.
Just wondering who mapped the car and have you got any paperwork to prove power output ?
Thanks "


And the reply....

" thers a lot of bills and paperwork withnservbice history but i havent looked throw it iv had 6 scoobys and this one is the qwikest by far pleASE COME AND VIEW AND ILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW QWIKE IT IS "

 

If my 6 year old boy came home from school with writing like that i'd go mad.

 

And my reply......

" Hi,
Thanks for the fast response.
I'm sure it's extremely fast with 350bhp, I've had a few Imprezas too so am familiar with them.
I would really need some info on its mapping history before making a trip to see it. As you will know, running an Impreza at anything other than standard spec without map adjustment will result in huge engine issues 99% of the time.
I'm sure your car has been mapped to suit its mods and will no doubt have some paperwork to show who carried the work out. If you could have a look and let me know Id very much appreciate it.
Thanks again "

 

Matty can you also ask him how his mbc gives amazing results.

 

I love these threads

Hate the idiots that sell the cars though -.-

 

I'm a bad person, can't help it....lol.

 

Keep going!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha 350 with a boost controller sweet eBay here I come il sell the front mount , injectors, fuel pump etc etc n buy a boost controller , ha ha ha ha ha
MISSFIT

 

another ebay 350 bhp


that means mine is running 440 as i changed the intercooler and fitted not 1 but 2 bov`s and run v power lol

 

 

first rule of ebay take the real bhp and treble.

 

My word,what an absolute nump

 

So i guess you dont like my ad


It was also mapped by google earth if anyone wanted to know

 

I remember the days when all you needed was a 'turbonator' for huge BHP

 

And here for our viewing pleasure is the guy who he brought it off, so he actually brought it thinking he had a monster,

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110844085823#ht_500wt_922

 

That advert says its 385bhp !!!!!!!!!!

 

So same as yours?